Things that are....

  Gay

Blogs are gay.                                               

Anti-blogs are gay.                                   

Happy means gay.

Quake 2/4 

People who type pwnd and think it's         pronounced PA-owned, real old school ;)

Halo fags. (example conversation)  

gamer 1:"DUDE  it's TEh Best FPS ever"

gamer 2 : "Isn't Halo the first and only fps you've ever played?"

g1: "STFU computer faq I'll POWN you!!"

g2: "why did you just anagram shut the fuck up, we're actually speaking to each other, further more it's not PA-"

g1: " WTF dude your such a dick to me!"

g2: " don't you still use aim?"

(end conversation)

Myspace W H O R E S !!!!!!     

People who say " yeah, dude my band is like  hardcore....you know like.... have you ever heard of a breakdown....yeah we do that, but like fucking nuts... you know?!" umm what?!   

  Fake Goth Intellectuals who read Neitzsche to seem "down."              

Have you ever seen a vegan body builder?     

    Vegitarians piss me off... I mean it's the purest form of emo I can think of. The church puts guilt into people for mostly everything we can think of, sex, thinking, exec. But Vegitarians do it to a whole new level, guilt of being born of superior species, I mean WTF?! I once heard one tell me they don't it broccoli  because it has a central nervous system?!! 

    You'll NEVER hear of that happening to any other animal. Imagine the headlines, Bear shot dead for tresspassing and eating all of turnips farmers crops! It would never happen, you know why? Bears don't have colleges to goto to brainwash them with PETA videos.

    Oh yeah and further more about Peta, what's the deal with those assholes really. Do they have care about animal rights or do they have some fetish for advertising animal snuff films. I'm all against cruelty to animals, but i dont sit around watching chickens get skinned, in my free time. Well not on tape at least. That's what Mexico is for.

 Kickass / Suckballs

 (r) SLAYER!!!!!
     penny arcade kicks ass.
     If it aint dugg, i don't give a fug.                    Comedy is hard
     Tragedy is better.
     Tits rock.
     Tit babies suck.
     Tricks suck.
     Spell check  sucks.
     War sucks.
     Wrestling sucks.                                                Cock's cluck.
     College girls suck.
     hookers suck.
     Catholic girls suck.

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        Nothing makes me feel American like shitting out buffalo.

    Herions has always been a big problem in life, i can't stop watching salma hayek films, and using bad spelling, wait a sec.. 

  Why is it when you ask someone, "how are you doing today", they reply "Can't Complain!" like they wish they could, yet just have nothing to bitch about?

     " A man who quotes another man,                       truly has nothing to say" - Skab

 Why did ANYONE dl a svcd/DVD rip/goto see gigli?   

Who watch's MTV now a days?

 Why don't Christians ever blame god for hurricanes? 

    If your favorite band ( or your band for that matter) has a number in their name, chances are your gay.

     Or if you like, emo/screamo/cardigan sweaters/peta/have a stubble beard, play acoustic guitar,your gay. 

     Why do people INSIST on asking retarded questions before consulting Google first? 

Why can't I ever find a MANLY facial moisturizer something like, MAN JUICE, yeah that'll sell like mad.

Reason's why i don't believe in  "God".

    A. I don't believe in Vampire's. (Cain was the  first aparently)

    B. I don't Believe in Zombies. (jesus / Micheal Jackson)