51) Which has more legs, a cow or no cow? (No cow. A cow has only four legs but no cow has more legs.)
52) What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty? (A blackboard)
53) Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars? (They come out at night.)
54) What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars? (The word: wrong)
55) What will make more noise in your house than a dog? (Two dogs) 56) What are two things people never
eat before breakfast? (Lunch and supper) 57) Why did the man throw a bucket of
water out the window? (He wanted to see the
waterfall.) 58) Why did the man throw the butter
out the window? (He wanted to see the
butterfly.) 59) Why did the man put the clock in
the safe? (He wanted to save time.) 60) What has a neck, but no head? (A bottle) To see keys, hightlight some space at the end of each riddle. |