SGT. Frankenpuss

(kitty, sergeant, hero)

 


He's a cat, he's a sergeant and he's a hero, but don't call him a pussy.

Cat got your tongue? Feel free to contact Frankenpuss through Sgt. Moore with questions about whatever.

Sgt. Frankenpuss is a FOB kitty who was hit by a mortar months ago. He was bandaged up by soldiers and has fully recovered, except for a frankenstein-like limp, some scars and a bum eye. For his heroism, he received the Purple Heart, Combat Infantry Badge and was promoted to the rank of Sergeant. He has also generated a lot of fans back in the States.

  He destroys all vittles that cross his path.