So anyway, I was at lunch with Karen, Daniel, and Joe (my friends from work) when Karen in an uncharacteristically clumsy move, spilled a full glass of Diet Pepsi toward herself.

She gave a little girlish gasp (also quite uncharacteristic) and quickly grabbed the cloth napkins within reach and stopped the flow of Diet Pepsi from leaving the table.

A few minutes later, Drew arrived and sat down next to Karen. Looking around he said 'Don't I get any silverware?'

Karen responded:

I dropped them on the floor when I was cleaning up some Diet Pepsi that Ron clumsily spilled.

Your Napkin Saved My Pants®

As soon as she said it, my mind started smoking its tires trying to come up with a response that was both witty and biting. The problem was I was trying to work the wording for 2 different responses (both crude I admit). I was expending so much brain power in a short period of time that I had to close my eyes and drop my head. I only had 1.2 seconds before Karen ( of the long and sharp knives ) can hear the screeching of the tires in my brain.

Quiet you! Not a word!

Dammit.

Well, at least I was able to salvage a new catch phrase and a cool abbreviation.

Y.N.S.M.P.