I Try

Maybe it will be OK.

So anyway, Sabrina and Alex get along as well as can be expected, I guess.

But one time when they were fighting over space, Sabrina called Alex a 'Shit-Head'.

Time for New-Age Dad, cause 50's dad would spank her or wash her mouth out with soap.  I tried to come up with a punishment/lesson that did not involve anything that was used on me by my parents. I decided that Sabrina would be a 'Shit-Head'.

And what do Shit-Heads wear? They wear Diaper Hats! You know, in case something leaks out.

So I grabbed a diaper, and put it on Sabrina's head. 

Only problem was, it made her laugh.

It made me laugh.

It made Lisa and Alex laugh. 

So we all were 'Shit-Heads' for a while: