The Ph.D. Blues
Ph.D. Blues (Prins/Wilhelm)
I'm a Ph.D. student, I thought I'd be in business, Getting a degree. If you don't know what to do. I started out with reading, Then I needed some data, Getting a degree. If you don't know what to do. Having a discussion, Then I sent my work to a journal, Getting a degree. If you don't know what to do. Had to do a presenation, When I got home my love had left me, Getting a degree. If you don't know what to do. Leading a life in science, Leading a life in science,
I'm working night and day.
I'm writing a dissertation,
and get a lousy pay.
but I could not decide.
I waited and I waited,
and ended up in science.
I was looking for adventure
I was looking for the truth.
all pieces I could find.
Spent two months at the xerox,
till I was half blind.
and much to my surprise.
I found low correlations,
Is this paradise?
I was looking for adventure
I was looking for the truth.
with a senior or two.
Giving all these compliments,
'cause their egos need a boost.
it was in the fall.
In springtime it got rejected,
'cause my sample was too small.
You know how I feel?
Feel like a tiger in the zoo.
at a big big big conference.
I was in this great symposium,
which no one would attend.
'cause she could not understand.
Leading your life in science,
makes you lonely in the end.
Leading a life in science,
Makes you lonely in the end.
Makes you lonely in the end.
Makes you lonely in the end.