2009 Season (1-15)
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Training camp reports:
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Preseason Game 1 (8/14/2009) - Rams 23, Jets 20
Steve Spagnuolo and Samkon Gado appear to get the 2009 Rams started on the right track...
Preseason Game 2 (8/21/2009) - Falcons 20, Rams 13
The Rams get overpowered by Atlanta in classic 2008 fashion...
Preseason Game 3 (8/27/2009) - Rams 24, Bengals 21
The Rams bring the "Hard Knocks" to the Bengals in Cincinnati. Clearly, these are two franchises headed in opposite directions...
Preseason Game 4 (9/3/2009) - Rams 17, Chiefs 9
The Rams finish off a promising preseason by seizing the Governor's Cup...
2009 preseason record: 3-1
Regular Season
Game 1 (9/13/2009) - Seahawks 28, Rams (0-1) 0
The Steve Spagnuolo era gets off to an extremely rough start with the Rams' NINTH straight loss to Seattle...
Game 2 (9/20/2009) - Redskins 9, Rams (0-2) 7
The Rams don't give up a touchdown, but with no big plays on either side of the ball, don't leave Washington with a win, either...
Game 3 (9/27/2009) - Packers 36, Rams (0-3) 17
The Rams find out at their home opener that you can't stop John Kuhn, you can only hope to contain him...
Game 4 (10/4/2009) - Whiners 35, Rams (0-4) 0
Believe it or not, the Ram defense had a good day. Kyle Boller? Not so much...
Game 5 (10/11/2009) - Vikings 38, Rams (0-5) 10
The red zone: where Rams Nation's hopes go to die...
Game 6 (10/18/2009) - Jagwires 23, Rams (0-6) 20 (OT)
Injuries deplete the Rams too much to pull off the upset in north Florida. Maybe if they had hung onto that one wideout on the other team...
Game 7 (10/25/2009) - Colts 42, Rams (0-7) 6
En route to the Super Bowl, the Colts win a laugher in St. Louis with scrimmage-like efficiency...
Game 8 (11/1/2009) - Rams (1-7) 17, Lions 10
OMG! A WIN! A WIN! A WIN!...
Game 9 (11/15/2009) - Saints 28, Rams (1-8) 23
The Rams nearly pull off the upset of the century over the eventual Super Bowl champions...
Game 10 (11/22/2009) - Big Dead 21, Rams (1-9) 13
Marc Bulger and Kurt Warner BOTH get knocked out early in what would turn out to be their last game in St. Louis...
Game 11 (11/29/2009) - Seahawks 27, Rams (1-10) 17
OH FOR CRISSAKES IT'S TEN IN A ROW NOW, JUST KILL ME...
Game 12 (12/6/2009) - Bears 17, Rams (1-11) 9
The Rams cross midfield nine times and get only nine points out of it, leading RamView to compare offensive coordinator Pat Shurmur to a goldfish...
Game 13 (12/13/2009) - Titans 47, Rams (1-12) 7
In which Titans head coach Jeff Fisher reveals himself to be the insecure little troll he always has been...
Game 14 (12/20/2009) - Texans 16, Rams (1-13) 13
The Rams catch swine flu, but nobody can catch Andre Johnson, in the week Ndamu- er, Sam Bradford became a Ram...
Game 15 - (12/27/2009) - Big Dead 31, Rams (1-14) 10
The Rams can't beat Arizona with their first string, they sure as hell weren't going to do it with the second-stringers...
Game 16 - (1/3/2010) - Whiners 28, Rams 6
Isaac Bruce brings his brilliant career to a close in the right building, if not the right uniform...