You know what the greatest country on Earth is? That's right, America. That's why we invented the Fourth of July, to let the rest of the world know how awesome we are. Normally, I'd celebrate by blowing my hand off with fireworks and blasting John Cougar Mellencamp all day, but this year I decided to really show how much I love America by making the best damn sandwich I could.

An America sandwich demands to be bigger and more full of awesome than any other sandwich out there, so I couldn't rely on the grocery store to supply me with buns capable of containing all that awesomeness. No, in the true American tradition of American Choppers my buns were custom made.

Mix together some flour, water, yeast, milk, sugar, oil, and salt. Then BAM! you've got the beginnings of the cradle of democracy on your countertop.

Slam that sucker into a bowl with some oil and go do some patriotism for awhile.

That's my kind of patriotism! The original American booze, Applejack kissed the lips of the American Jesus George Washington himself.

Shoot! Patriotism time is over. Time to punch it, shape it, and bake it.

On the top left, that there's a roll for a polish sausage. On the top right, that there's a roll for America. Yeehaw!

Oh yeah, part 1 done. Time for part 2.