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1.)

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab
University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER : WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes
instantly in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got
the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
THE LIGHTS, it was over !!!!

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2.)

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
                  Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
               2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
                 Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

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3.)
                Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
                       Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
                          ek ne desh ke liye,
                    doosre ne Deshwasion  ke liye!

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4.)
           Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
                   Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
                Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
                  Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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5.)
                    Judge: U r crossing the limits.
                  Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
                  Judge: How dare you call me saala?
    Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?  (my favorite)

 

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6.)
                           FOOL se, FOOL ne,
                         FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
                       FOOL ke sath wish kiya '
                     You are the most beautiFOOL,
               colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

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7.)
                   What do u call a woman in heaven?
                               An Angel.
                      A crowd of woman in heaven?
                           A host of Angels.
                       And all woman in heaven?
                            PEACE ON EARTH!

 

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  8.)               What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
                       Dava is like girlfriend,
          that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
              Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

 

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9.)
      A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
                       What did they named them?
                 They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

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10.)
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.

 

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11.)
             Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
               Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
             Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
                 Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

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     12.)

               Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
                           Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
                        rupaye fase huye hain.

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13.)
                        Generation Next Motto:
                        Na hum shaadi karenge,
                   na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

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 Always be Aware Of Time : Look Below at times OK !