And then call the office of Pat Roberts' (R-KS) and THANK him for accepting our bribes, er Campaign Contributions and voting for laws favoring us, the Drug Companies!  Our commercials on Kansas TV stations is payback for your vote.  But understand, it's not a BRIBE payback, it's just a token of our awesome appreciation.  We're buying commercials mentioning you favorably, using the profits we earned from overcharging Kansas people for their drugs!  No, its not quid pro quo, that would be like bribing a government official and we wouldn't ever do anything that's illegal!

Father of Republican Party dirty tricks   (RATFUCKING)

Donald Segretti, disbarred California lawyer who staged political dirty tricks on behalf of Richard Nixon, through CREEP (The Committee to Reelect the President, 1972)  He's today's GOP strategists' Patron Saint.

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