I  Don't forget where you are at your current gig--'specially if you've done too much dope today. This is just an on-line spiral notebook, but you could make out some 3x5 liner cards between breaks if you want to. Prolly tho, the promotion department's already done that for you...but they DO expect you to know your radio name when you come to work: Some funny stuff Alternative Content for Alternative FM or Satrad jocks GeekOffice Funny Audio for chick stations Risque Riddles Things for listeners to ponder: | Time & Temp (enter your current city by clicking the lower right icon) Write down all the suburbs to your major city in a list, and when you give the temperature, say the OFFICIAL temp and then say any one of the suburbs and just change the temperature one or two degrees in either direction. This trick will make residents there think you give a shit about them. You don't, but lets face it, radio is all about smoke and mirrors, isn't it? Escaping from radio Click HERE to see who's automating you out of a job. Click HERE for a better future. Do NOT click HERE or HERE. Click HERE for a YouTube Horror Movie. Popular Talk Sites Click for the only OPINIONS you'll need. Click for the only NEWS you'll need. Click to see your right wing HEROS! Click to see what OTHERS talk about! So you sk8ed through high school and now you wanna be a talk show host. Here's the GED for having been asleep most of your life. Spiderwatch. Something to look at when you're really, really bored: Radioman for PRESIDENT! Must See Teevee Quotes from one of America's most well-known Harvard grads |
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Bend over, Say AH!Hello, I'm big health care. You don't need reform. You just need ME!  Click to open Michael Moore's PDF file on Health Care Statistics  And then call the office of Pat Roberts' (R-KS) and THANK him for accepting our bribes, er Campaign Contributions and voting for laws favoring us, the Drug Companies! Our commercials on Kansas TV stations is payback for your vote. But understand, it's not a BRIBE payback, it's just a token of our awesome appreciation. We're buying commercials mentioning you favorably, using the profits we earned from overcharging Kansas people for their drugs! No, its not quid pro quo, that would be like bribing a government official and we wouldn't ever do anything that's illegal! GOP Founding Trickster Donald SegrettiFather of Republican Party dirty tricks (RATFUCKING)
 Donald Segretti, disbarred California lawyer who staged political dirty tricks on behalf of Richard Nixon, through CREEP (The Committee to Reelect the President, 1972) He's today's GOP strategists' Patron Saint.      thosetees.com (Jugs not included) Hasn't anyone told the Republicans yet, they LOST the election last November? We ALREADY took our country back!!Bad McDonalds! Bad! |
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