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between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and " aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A. They don't have balls to scratch! OH, don't groan. You know you're going to send this on to somebody. |
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Bend over, Say AH!Hello, I'm big health care. You don't need reform. You just need ME!  Click to open Michael Moore's PDF file on Health Care Statistics  And then call the office of Pat Roberts' (R-KS) and THANK him for accepting our bribes, er Campaign Contributions and voting for laws favoring us, the Drug Companies! Our commercials on Kansas TV stations is payback for your vote. But understand, it's not a BRIBE payback, it's just a token of our awesome appreciation. We're buying commercials mentioning you favorably, using the profits we earned from overcharging Kansas people for their drugs! No, its not quid pro quo, that would be like bribing a government official and we wouldn't ever do anything that's illegal! GOP Founding Trickster Donald SegrettiFather of Republican Party dirty tricks (RATFUCKING)
 Donald Segretti, disbarred California lawyer who staged political dirty tricks on behalf of Richard Nixon, through CREEP (The Committee to Reelect the President, 1972) He's today's GOP strategists' Patron Saint.      thosetees.com (Jugs not included) Hasn't anyone told the Republicans yet, they LOST the election last November? We ALREADY took our country back!!Bad McDonalds! Bad! |
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