...or "Why We Shouldn't Let Phaedra Get Bored"

Herein is the list of the Warder Pants nicknames, since so many people have requested that I make the list available online.  To explain the "tradition", basically, I became bored at the Rapier Champions tourney at Pennsic 37  and, having had consumed a great deal of sugar, began assigning nicknames to the various Companions of the Bronze Ring whom I knew.  I don't recall where the Pants part of it started, but it quickly became a running tradition when new Warders were elevated.  The Pants name must reflect something the Warder is known for or some aspect of their personality, and double-entendres just make it more fun.  My one rule: Teasing is all in fun and meant affectionately, but there will be nothing outright insulting.  I will not dub anyone something like "Warder Sleazy Pants."  Unless that actual Warder him/herself suggests it.  ^_^

I hereby renounce responsibility for some of these nicknames.  I didn't come up with all of them--just most.  Also, I don't know all of the Warders, so I can't come up with appropriate Pants names for them.  If you know a Warder not listed and have an idea, please send me an e-mail at klc011 at hotmail.com and we'll see about getting it on the list.  Please also let me know about spelling corrections, name changes, or if you know someone's full name and I don't.  I will also be happy to provide reasoning (when I know it) upon request.  This is all meant to be taken in the spirit of fun and silliness.

"You're not a Warder, you don't get pants yet." --Kai Tseng

The Official Warder Pants List (in no particular order)

Adrian Flechyr – Warder Grumpy Pants

Lucas Otto Gustaf Oswald Stephan vom Schnecke (LOGOS) – Warder Cranky Pants

Terrence of Tyndale – Warder Robo Pants

Anton du Marais – Warder McDreamy Pants -- Sabah did it.

Alexander de Seaton – Warder Yappy Pants

Kai Tseng – Warder Quickie Pants

Miguel de Santiago – Warder Lucky Pants

Palymar of the Two Baronies – Warder Duke-y Pants

John Inchingham – Warder Joker Pants

Christian Fournier – Warder Tight Pants

Neko-me – Warder Crusty Pants -- I have no idea who came up with it, but it wasn't me.

Maire ni Dauith– Warder Smarty Pants

Nighthawk – Warder Talky Pants

Maximilian der Zauberer – Warder Flashy Pants

Uadahlrich von Sassmannshausen – Warder Slashy Pants

Brighid MacCumhal – Warder Bouncy Pants

Gallien Le Cavalier de l'Ile – Warder Happy Pants

Kou Toshikage – Warder Puppy Pants

Simon Morcar– Warder Monkey Pants

Jock McKee – Warder Goofy Pants

Cecil du Pont– Warder Snipe-y Pants

Phillippe de Lyon – Warder Leafy Pants

Sibyl Sevenoake – Warder Cook-y Pants

Alfred of Chester – Warder Book-y Pants

Lleng Craidd (Groupie) – Warder Flirty Pants

Pan Zygmunt Nadratowski (Ziggy) – Warder Fuzzy Pants

Kevin O'Shaugnessy – Warder Beefy Pants (for the cows!)

Adam Macaoidh – Warder Henchy Pants

Mateo de Montero de Madrid – Warder Sing-y Pants

Adam Comyn – Warder Gno Pants

Tedesco da Venezia – Warder Booty Pants  (He's a pirate/privateer!)

Guillaume le Fort – Warder Froggy Pants

Moira MacGillavrey – Warder Sassy Pants

Torquil MacGillavrey – Warder Dicey Pants

Arnolde Fredrickson – Warder Slimy Pants (I really hope I have the right person here--If you know him, e-mail me to let me know!!!  Also? He gave me this one himself, so not an insult.)

Lucien Featherstone – Warder Chatty Pants

Kata Aragunnrsdottir (formerly Corwyna the Corsair) – Warder Pointy Pants