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Who is phonkee?
As if you didn't already know... phonkee is phonkee is phonkee.
What is phonkee?
An average phonkee contains large amounts of the following elements: C, H, O, N, Ca, Mg, Fe, P, S and the mystery element X. His degree of reduction is about 4.2 on a C-mole basis and with liquorice as his main source of nitrogen.
