The hip and trendy thing to do these days (kids still say hip and trendy right? ...right?) is to run a blog. You know, one of those collections of opinions and rants about the goings-on in this crazy planet we call earth? Yeah, one of those. I've been fighting the madness since I first learned there was madness to fight, but a person can only struggle for so long before they believe that they, too, have something to say that is not only worth saying but should, nay, must be saved for posterity and placed on prominent display for all to see. That's right, I'm saying that my thoughts are worth your time. Then again, I'm running this site as a thinly veiled excuse to promote my creative writing... maybe this isn't such a big surprise after all. 

If you're still reading, I can only assume you're wondering what to expect from this section of the site. The best answer I can give you is... well, everything. Sports, politics, television, video games, education, ellipses, even unicorns! Its all fair game, and like a whale biologist, I'll be calling it like I sees it. I've been told I'm at my most entertaining when ranting, so be sure to stick around.

--Phoe