Word (origin, if known) definition. Use in contextual sentence Ameliorate (actual word) to make or become better, more bearable, or more satisfactory; improve; to meliorate.) Emilio totally ameliorates Hans' blog. a combination of Australia and awesome. Guy 1: What kind of shampoo do you use? Guy 2: I don't know, some Australian stuff Guy 1: You're gay Guy 2: No, I'm aussome Guy 1: Exactly. Awesomesauce (unknown) a combination of awesome and sauce. I just won the lottery! Awesomesauce! Cherries & Berries (streets of Wisconsin) police officers while in a car. Did you see that jaywalker get run down by the cherries & berries? Coups (unknown) the cool way to say coupons without feeling like a soccer mom. Guy 1: Dang that club was expensive to get into. Guy 2: Don't worry, we got coups for next time! Eden Prairie [aka EP] (Some Bitch) Emilio's city of residence; commonly known as the L.A. of the Midwest Some Douche: Hey let's go to my friend's party in EP! Sensible Person: Actually, no, let's not! EP sucks. Some Douche: Yea, I guess. And if you're not careful you might get mugged by a rabid Jimmy John's employee. Sensible Person: Dude EP's way too tough for me. Enviro (Emilio) shortened term for environment lover. Essentially a present day hippie who tolerates organic food and opposes non-biodegradable things. That envrio got the soy kicked out of him by the redneck. Feagle (Emilio) a combination of fag and eagle. Mr. Hogan is a feagle. Flood the System (Emilio's Grandfather) what you do when a mafia boss tells you to Flood the System. Flood the System. Now.Fricdiculous (Emilio) fricken ridiculous. I just saw an Eskimo harpoon a beluga whale. It was fricdiculous. Grimlin (Whitney Nelson) another word for a gremlin and/or Lil' Wayne. Guy 1: Lil' Wayne shot himself in the chest.Guy 2: What a grimlin. Jubjubs (Derrick Comedy) arch enemy of the mythical Winks, similar to Unks. Pure evil. Have you been talking to those evil Jubjubs?Judoers (Emilio) persons who practice the martial art of judo. Guy 1: Those judoers could kick the crap out of you Guy 2: Probs LOLseys (Emilio) a new form of media mimicking LOLcats, only featuring the great comedy coach Halsey instead of a cat or seal with a bucket. I love LOLseys, that Halsey character is a funny dude. Munting (Steve) a pleasant and relaxing activity for the adventurous. Involves dead bodies and buckets of fun. Let's find Jon Elconin and go munting!Narwhal (actual animal) a beast that is half dolphin or whale and half unicorn. Live mostly in the Bermuda Triangle. The narwhal speared the nuclear weapon with its tooth, tossing it into oblivion and saving humankind from utter destruction yet again.Phatality (Emilio) the best blog ever, pronouced [fey-tal-ih-tee] its posters highlight and create the best content on the internets. After visiting Phatality, I lost 20 pounds and learned to love life again! Pornado (StevenFay) literally a tornado of porn, occurring when one clicks a link and a plethora of more pornography links emerge on the screen. My mom came into the room right after I was trapped in a pornado. P-Snap (Emilio) shortened term for the extremely popular game for Nintendo 64, Pokemon Snap. Guy 1:Yo homie, wanna p-snap it up this week? Guy 2: Yes. Ret-mcgrab (Hans) An antonym to snatch-mcgrab, ret-mcgrab means to return something to someone with a positive connotation. Sorry to snatch-mcgrab your Xbox 360 last night, I'm here to ret-mcgrab it back to you. Sexcellent (Kyle Betlach) a combination of sex and excellent, indicating something is much too awesome for the use of the word excellent alone. Cloud Cult is sexcellent. Shadeball (unknown) a person who actively engages in shady behavior, such as wearing shady clothes and/or stalking people. Girl: Steidl is definitely a shadeball. Steidl (appearing out of nowhere): Hey... you... want to hang out later... ? Shamwow! (Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff!) It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge. But better. I bought a shamwow and all I can say is, sham...WOW! Shandrydan (actual word) a jocosely depreciative name for a vehicle. Car. Olde Timey Fella: Greetings young chap, care to hop in my shandrydan for some refreshments? Guy: AHH... RAPE! Shazam (Tyrone Biggums) exclamation used commonly by crackheads. Tyrone Biggums: Peanut butter and crack sandwich?! Shazam! Snatch-mcgrab (Hans) To take or to grab. To steal or take something maliciously. To imply sexual intercourse; to tap. I think I'll snatch-mcgrab one of those free balloons. Wiscompton (streets of Wisconsin) Wisconsin, a notorious ghetto in the Midwestern United States. Gangsta 1: Ay homie which 50 are you reppin? Gangsta 2: Wiscompton, beyotch. Gangsta 1: My most sincere apologies for any confrontation, sir. Wurmple (Pokemon) pretty much the manifestation of all that is fail, in Pokemon form. Although his other Pokemon were strong, the trainer tried to fight with a Wurmple, which screwed him over. |