Paddy Kelly's Literary Site Thanks for logging on. The site's been up for a month now and there's been a very good response from fans and publishers. Here are some updates; I was kindly invited onto the Sean Moncreiff radio show where Sean considerately interrupted his flow of dozens of texts in response to the question of how to get in and out of public toilets without touching the door handles. We had a nice on-air discussion about the history of the Mafia and my new novel, Operation Underworld. I believe Tom,the Honcho at Legend Press, the nice people who publish my novels, is going to post it on their site, (Legend Press. SEE; 'Links Page'). Tom has recently posted on YouTube the two or three minutes surreptitiously captured on mobile phone, (technology scares me sometimes), of the Dublin book launch for Operation Underworld. Incidentally, many thanks to the staff and management of the Hostel for giving us a dig out at the launch. No telling what we would have done with those 7-8 cases of Sauvogon Blanc had they not showed up. Ros Dee, Editor at the Irish Daily Mail featured me in a full page article, (SEE; PR Page, bottom of Bio Page). Legend are proposing to have me over to the U. K. for a little speaking tour in the Spring. That's gonna eat into Bruce Springsteen tickets! (Sorry Bruce). And finally I've been running around town with my brilliant agent and new best friend, Geoff Bryan of Independent Publishers, (SEE Links Page), signing books, hyping Underworld and offering money, drugs and sexual favors to book shop owners to feature my latest attempt at fame,glory and most importantly a semi-dependable income. Since you're probably sick of reading about my new novel, (did I mention the title? Operation Underworld?), there was a nice surprise last week when I was told that Fever Dream, a play relating the story of Edgar A. Poe's last three days on earth, I was commissioned to write three months ago, went into production and will have a short one week run soon. I've had a few inquiries about the thumbnails to your right, (your other right, Dave). Basically they're posters and icons related to the four novels comprising The Building of Empire series. So if you read the enclosed, relevant synopsis of each novel, you'll get the connections. I'll leave some of the interview questions I've been asked up for general interest. Meanwhile if you have any questions, comments or snide remarks be sure to mail me at the below address or Geoff at his e-mail, (Contact Page), and let us know you're out there. The literary pages give the genre, synopsis, back ground and a sample of each work along with some relevant graphics. Also, thanks to my agent pushing me day and night, there's a new PR/Press Page accessible by going to the bottom of the 'BIO' page or through the 'Links' page. They'll be frequent updates and, as always, feedback is very welcome. Thanks. paddykellynovels@gmail.com Absorb influence. Exude originality. PK Waterstone's Author Interview Which book has made you laugh? Getting Even, Woody Allen. Which book has made you cry? Real men don't cry. But if they did, they'd probably cry at reading Cyrano de Bergerac by Rostand. At least at the ending. Which book would you never have on your bookshelf? I don't hate any book strong enough to NEVER have it on
my book shelf, but if you have to have a book I think was pretty bad it might
be something like Shipping News. The sexist undercurrent was so blatant as to
taint all the characters and obscure what the author was trying say. Which book would you give to a friend as a present? The most appropriate genre title for his or her particular interest. Books are and should be very personal items. Which other writers do you admire? In no particular order, the top few of a list of a dozen or so are Vonnegut, Heller, Thompson, Hellman, Chandler and Billy Wilder. What are your top five books of all time, in order or otherwise? As with film or music I can't rate them in order, and they change over time, but if I were leaving on the next star ship to Tralfamador for all eternity and could only take five with me I would take Catch-22, Welcome To The Monkey House, The Agony and The Ecstasy, Cannery Row and Sweet Thursday. Is there a particular book or author that inspired you to be a writer? Not really. I was
made to start wading my way through The Classics at around age ten. It was my
equivalent to a bar Mitzvah with my dad as the Rabbi. What is your favorite time of day to write? Anytime really, it's more about the piece, my mood and
having the discipline to get stuck into the next task. related to the project. After 16 years in the
military I really don't have a biological clock anymore. It's
like Bukowski wrote, "If you have to wait for it to roar out of you, then wait patiently". And favorite place? I'm a hardcore traditionalist, cafés and restaurants. Longhand or word processor? Longhand first, then a systematic transition to
laptop. Which fictional character would you most like to have met? Hunter S. Thompson. I know most people believe he was a real person but I've researched this and in reality he was a character created by Kilgore Trout, whom I'd have also liked to have met. Who, in your opinion, is the greatest writer of all time? You can't apply superlatives to art. With the exception of Carrie Fisher or Candice Bushnell,
any Chick Lit book I've ever attempted to read. What is your favorite word? Spatzieren, pronounced spaats-eer-in. It's the German infinitive to walk. No philosophical overtones, it just sounds cool. Other than writing, what other jobs or professions have you undertaken or considered? As a profession my heart was in medicine, but you used to
have to be a maths wiz to get in and that punched my ticket right out of the
gate. After that I painted and became heavily involved in theater for quite a few years. What was the first piece you ever had in print? A comedy piece a U. S. Marine buddy and myself sent to Dear Abbey back during the war with Viet Nam while I was in the U. S. Navy. We were pretty proud of that and apparently she liked it too. Tell us all about your writing background- what you’ve written, what you’re currently writing. I just finished my third novel, The
American Way which chronicles the
true story of the 1912 Lawrence, Massachusetts strike against the J.P. Morgan
owned woolen mills led by the outlawed labor union the Industrial Workers of the
World. ( see A.W. page, this site) Other work besides writing; i.e. Editing, dramaturgy, tutoring, and how it works for/against your own writing. In conjunction with writing I paint, draw and
photograph. Too old to dance much
anymore. How, when and why did you first start writing? My father never finished primary school but always held
dear the value of education, As a result, to this day he reads an average of a
book a day. At about age ten I was made
to start reading The Classics. By
my last year in secondary school I had done twenty or twenty-five plays,
learned the basics of scenery and started taking up music. At university in New York I was exposed to
the highest levels of professional theater in and around Broadway and got
sucked into the prop wash. The
next logical progression to me was to learn how to tell a story. Who are your favorite writers/influences and why? Some of my favorite writers, in no particular order, are
Moliéer, Ray Chandler, Kurt Vonnegut, Woody Allen, Stan Lee, Joseph Heller,
Joel and Ethan Coen, Arthur Miller, Neil Simon, Lillian Hellman, Fran Lebowitz,
Billy Wilder, Carrie Fisher and Hunter S. Thompson. What’s the worst thing about writing? The pay. I think
professional writers, now days, get tremendous respect. I know I do anywhere I
go. And the best? The incredible, ever-present sensation of satisfaction and self fulfillment. It's nearly twelve years now for me writing full time and the sensation just seems to get stronger. It's a drug. Tell us what kind of response you get from audiences/readers and if/how this affects/influences your writing. Audience/reader response is a primary barometer for me
and, particularly from my comedy, I get great responses. It's a helluv'a shot in the arm when you
stand off in a dark corner of the theater and watch the audience react to your
gags and the slightly overweight lady in C-17 is in tears from the last line
one of the cast delivered. What was your breakthrough moment? If you mean financially, I'll let you know. Artistically it was when I wrote an unsolicited script for the Fox production Futurama. I was on lock down in my apartment during a week long marathon writing session on a novel and decided to take a break. I turned on the T. V. and there was Fry and Bender lining up in front of a suicide booth. I watched the rest of the episode with tears in my eyes, went down to the off license for some whiskey and peanuts and wrote for two days straight. By Thursday night I had a script. What inspires you to write? More like who.
Masha Dunaeva, from Bryansk Russia.
She's a genetic fluke, and not just her physical beauty. (See "Don't Eat to Live . . .")
Yes on both counts. I compare writing, or probably anything you're really
passionate about, to sex. It should be
long and slow. I don't keep track of
time when I write. I write for chunks of
days, half a day a whole day, my unintentional record is 56 hours straight, but
that would be rare. So my writing
routine is pretty straight forward, sit down, shut the hell up and write. And
don't stop until you're done. Do you address particular themes or issues in your writing? My novels so far, deal with the duality of crime and
politics in America. No country on earth
has honed to perfection the intricate, interdependent symbiosis of politics and
crime as has the United States of America.
I directly attribute the current world -wide recession/depression on the
state of American politics. Where do you get your ideas from? There's an idea for a story around every corner. If I lived to be a thousand and had a full
time army of stenographers on swing shift I couldn't write all the stories I
want to write. But specifically the
golden goose is sniffing out the story.
Where's the best place to find a story?
Research, research, research. What would be your dream writing job? Working on a sitcom in the morning, a West End or Broadway play during the day, preferably comedy, and leisurely chipping away at a serious novel at night. What’s next for you? I need to finish editing Politically Erect, the political satire based on the last year of
Viet Nam and leading up to the American Evac of Saigon. Simultaneously, I'm pushing to finish the
sequel to Op Underworld and by
Christmas I want to start a play with my daughter who's currently in university
studying Creative Writing and Literature. Have you ever won any writing competitions? Please give competition titles, titles of works and dates: I have never entered
any kind of writing contests. I think
they are by and large scams, particularly as regards theater or film writing
'contests'. With respect to literary
contests, the concept of writing to win a prize is about the lamest reason I
can ever think of to write. Do you have
any writing qualifications? I have a B.A. in the Arts &
Sciences, a Master’s of Education and have written a Ph. D. dissertation on the
influence of the Noirists in the U. S. in the area of censorship in film. Although I’m not sure any of these are
technically qualifications. If you've made it this far you certainly have earned the right to suggest anything you might like see or read on my Home Page. So please, do keep the cards and letters coming. Thanks again for all your support. PK |




