Excuse me. Hello! Hello!

Oh, Margaret, it's you. 

I am so glad you called,

I was just thinking of you.

It's been a long time since you 

called me. 

Who? I? I cannot come tonight.

No, my dear, I'm not feeling 

very well. 

When? Where? I wish I could

 be there!

I'm afraid I must not. Hello? 

Hello?

What did you say, my darling? 

What did you say? Hello? Hello?

 Please speak louder! 

I heard the funniest thing! 

Jane and Paul are going 

to get married next July. 

Don't you think it is the funniest

 thing 

you ever heard? 

I know...

 of course...
And how are you? 
And how is John?
And how is Jean? 
You must tell them that I send them my love.
And how is Ursula, 
and how is Natalie, 
and how is Rosalie?
I hope she's got ten over her cold.
And how is your mother, 
and how is your father, 
and how is dear little granny?
 
Ha, ha! Ha, ha!
Oh, dear! Well then, good-bye. 
I am so glad you called, 
I was just think of you.
It's been a long time since you called me. 
Yes, you already told me that.
No my darling, of course I won't forget! 
Yes, goodbye, my dear, good-bye
Yes my darling, good-bye. Yes!
 
Ha, ha! Ha, ha!
That's the funniest thing I ever heard! 
And how are you, 
and Bets, and Bob, 
and Sara, and Sam? 
You must tell them that I send them my love. 
And how is the pussycat, how is the dog? 
Oh, I'm so glad! Goodbye! 
Yes, Margaret!
All right, all right!, good-bye!
All right, all right!, good-bye!
Now, Margaret, goodbye! So long.