Mark is oogley!!!!!!!!! yaaaaay, Dumbledore is ur dad, and so ur dads homosexual!!!!!!!!

 

www.lenny.com is the greatest website ever!!! Go play the minesweeper game!!!!! ITS TOO KOOL 4 SKOOL!!!

 

did u know Albus means white!!!!!!!!!!! OMPB!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

and did u know that shmike is really called michael!!!!!

oogley is the oogliest oogle of them all and that if he got any ooglyer then he would become the god of all things oogley and oogletastic!!!!!!!!

Elmo walks into a bar, and the bar man stops selling drinks...  

 

I AM BRIAN DUCK, DONALD'S LONG LOST BROTHER!!!!!!!

DId u know daniel cheated on his test??? yep, that's right, he had the book.

3 men walk out of a bar, padder Irishman, Padder ulsterman, and Bill. Bill goes across the street and shouts 'cross if you dare!!!!' Neither do, and so Bill crosses himself, and Padder Ulsterman kills him 4 being Catholic.

Arn't these stories amazing? Yes, they are, dont doubt the amazingness, the last person who did didnt die... Or did he??? MWHAHAHA 

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