Nicknames: “Arma” – thanks to Surge for that real original one

Ask yourself a question and answer it:

Q: Where’s footy trip 09?

A: Perth!

Nicknames: Smasho, Smash, Gashton

Age: 21

Describe yourself as a footballer: Tall, Marking Forward

Favourite Movie: Fast and the Furious

Favourite Band: The Kooks

Reasons for playing at OSFC: Pat Butler

 

Which Player is?

Smartest: Adam Houlihan

Dumbest: Pat Butler

Funniest: Rob Ashton

Angriest: Lach Thompson

best looking: Rob Ashton

coaches pet: Pat Butler

 

Who has the worst dress sense? Ben Doherty

Your Best pickup line? Your place or mine

Favourite Player at the Club: Lach Armstrong

Hopes for the season: PREMIERSHIP

Ask yourself a question and answer it: 

Q. Who is the loosest bloke at the club…

A. Pat Butler

James Bowden

Nicknames: JB, Jabba

Age: 19

Describe yourself as a footballer: Pretty average

Favourite Movie: A Clockwork Orange

Favourite Band: Pink Floyd

Reasons for playing at OSFC: Love the culture

 

Which Player is?

smartest  Tummel

dumbest  Strangey

funniest  Perry

angriest  Strangey

best looking  Strangey

coaches pet  Strangey

 

Who has the worst dress sense? Strangey

Your Best pickup line? Would you like a sultana? no? then how about a date?

Favourite Player at the Club: Sam Thompson

Hopes for the season: Gets some kicks and handpasses and stuff

Ask yourself a question and answer it:

Q. Favourite Nintendo 64 game?

A. NBA hangtime, classic

Luke Brennan

Nicknames: Bruno,  Raptor,  Pigeon

Age: 24

Describe yourself as a footballer: Reject

Favourite Movie: Chopper

Favourite Band: Bonnie Prince Billy

Reasons for playing at OSFC: 

 

Which Player is?

smartest- Dohers

dumbest- Crackers

funniest- Kekka

angriest- Buttsy

best looking- Clarky

coaches pet- Wilba

 

Who has the worst dress sense? Houla

Your Best pickup line? My names Luke Brennan....

Favourite Player at the Club: All and none

Hopes for the season: Have fun, get a kick.

Ask yourself a question and answer it: 

Q. Why?

A. Why not!!!!!

Patrick Vivian Butler

Nicknames: Butts, Buttsy, Yahtzee, The Struttler, Showbags, P. Diddy, Viv

Age: 25

Describe yourself as a footballer: Prolific goal kicker with the uncanny ability to kick reverse snaps from sharp angles inside 50 on his opposite foot. To the surprise of many once dominated a 7 foot ruckman in a keenly contested dual, with members of the media commenting afterwards on his freakish ability to tap with both hands to any point of the analogue clock.

Favourite Movie: A selection of favourites starting with C: Cocktail, Cars and the Count of Monte Cristo

Favourite Band: Very into Keith Urban. Probably the best Australian Country singer that is living in the US and married to a pop star.

Reasons for playing at OSFC: A fantastic story best delivered over a few brewskies. Actually its not that exciting, merely that it was the closest club to my first job on Glenferrie Road.

 

Which Player is?

smartest – Tim Widmar (what a guy – just trading electricity day in day out)

dumbest – James Barton – never heard him string a coherent conversation together

funniest – Robbie Ashton …. GOT HIM!!!

angriest – Nich Hilda – who else dumps their girlfriend after each loss

best looking – Sam Thompson’s combination of fast wit and chiseled features make him the ultimate ‘lady killer’

coaches pet – Having called Banners three times to update on the broken hand, each time each time I am asked to call back: “Pat can you give me a call in ten, i’ve just got Dirty on the line”

 

Who has the worst dress sense? Any man who considers Double Denim to be hitting the spot is severely mistaken, even by my standards. Sorry Den Boherty.

Your Best pickup line? Extend Handshake, deliver with speed: “Pat Butler”

Favourite Player at the Club: KeckaSTRIKE. Mad Monday of 06 sealed it.

Hopes for the season: To drink out of Geoff Speed’s old playing boots whilst celebrating a classic GF win!

Ask yourself a question and answer it:

Q: Who was the in form player of the 2008 Byron Bay Footy Trip?

A: Keen observation of Tim Mead provided a very important lesson on the finer subtleties of attracting the larries. 3 votes.

James Byrne

Nath Byrne

John Daggian

Nicknames: Daggs, Johnny, Captain Awesome 

Age: 22 

Describe yourself as a footballer: love the hard stuff, but still getting back in to the swing of things after 2 years out of the game. prefer playing in the backline. 

Favourite Movie: the dark knight 

Favourite Band: m83 

Reasons for playing at OSFC: former Scotch College student, and wanted to stay loyal. love playing for a successful, motivated club too where all my mates play. 

Which Player is? 

smartest this doesnt imply that they're actually smart does it? 

dumbest havent been back for long enough to go there! 

funniest dak always seems to get a laugh out of me 

angriest harko, that bloke always seems to be fired up 

best looking im all for male camaraderie but seriously... 

coaches pet couldnt say 

Who has the worst dress sense? Smacky and his bright red boots! 

Your Best pickup line? Hello. 

Favourite Player at the Club: Byrnsy, pushes everyone that bit extra 

Hopes for the season: Regain some past form and settle back into the team, hopefully keep a spot in the reserves for the year. 

Ask yourself a question and answer it: 

George Dick

Nicknames: Son, Dicki, Ticka 

Age: 21 

Describe yourself as a footballer: Mercurial 

Favourite Movie: Robin Hood 

Favourite Band: 

Reasons for playing at OSFC: Great place to enjoy footy 

Which Player is?

smartest- Houla 

dumbest- Nich Hilda 

funniest- Dacca 

angriest- Widmar 

best looking- Rich Eva 

coaches pet- Jack Davis 

Who has the worst dress sense? Nick Allen 

Your Best pickup line? Did you know I played for Collingwood 

Favourite Player at the Club: AJ and Walshy 

Hopes for the season: Have a successful year. 

Ask yourself a question and answer it: 

Q: How are you going? 

A: Yeah goods thanks.

Simon Dick

<sub>Nicknames: Tripod
Age: 24
Describe yourself as a footballer: Collingwood six footer
Favourite Movie: Police Academy
Favourite Band: Six and Out
Reasons for playing at OSFC: Mixing with former VFL greats such as James Byrne and George Dick

Which Player is?
smartest Glen "Shooter" Carrol
dumbest Ben Doherty
funniest Will Lewis
angriest Tom Harkness
best looking Tim "Feral" Pritchard
coaches pet Adam "Dirty" Routledge

Who has the worst dress sense? Charlie Swan (sponsored by Yodgees)
Your Best pickup line? You are what you eat and i am you
Favourite Player at the Club: Josh Kitchen
Hopes for the season: 100 goals on and off the field
Ask yourself a question and answer it:</sub>

 

Richard Eva

Nicknames: The Fever

Age: 22

Describe yourself as a footballer: junk time specialist

Favourite Movie: the adventures of little boris

Favourite Band: elastic

Reasons for playing at OSFC: ice baths

 

Which Player is?

smartest - Dean Scheetz, skips pre-season

dumbest - Ben O'Doherty, i don't care if he does write for mX, he actually chose to live with Pat Butler.

funniest - Will Lewis. he's funny.

angriest - Sam Thompson, his high 5s are a dead give away

best looking - Cogsy, Pre-op.

coaches pet - Lach Armstrong. 

 

Who has the worst dress sense? Pat Butler aka Charlie Sheen from 2 and a half men

Your Best pickup line? "yeah, i know Jack Davis AND Matt Hildebrandt"

Favourite Player at the Club: as far as i know, Tim Green is the only player at the club.

Hopes for the season: the 'Hildeb-rant' gets replaced with the 'Weekly Eva-luation'

Ask yourself a question and answer it:

Q: Who is the most proactive and professional player showing progress through the pre-season program? 

A: George Dick 

Gus Gray

Nicknames: Gussy 

Age: 22 

Describe yourself as a footballer: in and under, tough and no respect for own wellbeing. 

Favourite Movie: Braveheart “they may take our lives....” 

Favourite Band: Van She at the moment. 

Reasons for playing at OSFC: fell into it since i finished school and haven’t looked back. Great blokes who soon will drive each other to a premiership. 

Which Player is? 

Smartest: Dohers. So smart he’s hard to understand. ?? 

Dumbest: Georgie Dick has a blonde moment every now and then... normally very smart though ; ) 

funniest: the ‘Yuttsy’ – P.Butler for his shenanigans. 

angriest: Widders. Dont hit him with a table tennis ball. 

best looking: Eva has a strapping figure, until he hits the showers... ouch. 

coaches pet: Banners tends to mean what he says and Houlihan tends to say what Banners means. 

Who has the worst dress sense? Tummel – always seems to pick the wrong jumper... 

Your Best pickup line? “You’re a bit young aren’t you? That’s ok, I’m a good teacher.” 

Favourite Player at the Club: Sammy Thompson 

Hopes for the season: to have as great an impact I can on every game I play. 

Ask yourself a question and answer it: 

Tom Harkness

Nicknames: Harko 

Age: 23 

Describe yourself as a footballer: Committed 

Favourite Movie: Anchorman 

Favourite Band: Metallica 

Reasons for playing at OSFC: Great club, great bunch of blokes, exciting times ahead 

Which Player is? 

smartest - Ben Doherty 

dumbest - Brett Clarke 

funniest - Lach Thompson 

angriest - Tim Widmer 

best looking - Houla thinks he is... 

coaches pet - Houla / Buttsy 

Who has the worst dress sense? Houla (those purple shirts....) 

Your Best pickup line? "Hi I'm Pat Butler, Pat Butler" 

Favourite Player at the Club: Rob Ashton 

Hopes for the season: (Team : Premiers 2009, Personal: Injury free and a game in the 1st XVIII) 

Ask yourself a question and answer it: 

Q: Why do we do this? 

A: Because we love it.

 

Tim Keck

Nicknames: Kecka, Keckastrike, Lamby 

Age: 23 

Describe yourself as a footballer: Complete Package 

Favourite Movie: Training Day 

Favourite Band: Party With Strangers 

Reasons for playing at OSFC: BEERS!! 

Which Player is?

smartest- 

dumbest- Dirty 

funniest- Houla 

angriest- Widders 

best looking- Shagga, Where is he?? 

coaches pet- Lach Armstrong 

Who has the worst dress sense? George Dick or Richard Eva. Toss a coin. 

Your Best pickup line? Have you ever been to Ecuador? 

Favourite Player at the Club: Dean Sheetz 

Hopes for the season: To take a hanger in the goal square in front of a big home crowd 

Ask yourself a question and answer it: 

Q. Whats is the best holiday you have ever been on? 

A. There are 4. Adelaide 05, Sydney 06, Hobart 07, Byron Bay 08.

Will Lewis

Nicknames: Shansy, Wilba 

Age: 26 

Describe yourself as a footballer: Competitor 

Favourite Movie: King Kong (1933) 

Favourite Band: Interpol 

Reasons for playing at OSFC: Great people 

Which Player is? 

Smartest: Nick Allen 

Dumbest: Dohers 

Funniest: Simon Dick (great prank caller) 

Angriest: Ash Walsh 

best looking: The Thompson brothers – can’t split them 

coaches pet: Jack Davis 

Who has the worst dress sense? Dohers 

Your Best pickup line? Hi, I’m Pat Butler, what’s your phone number? 

Favourite Player at the Club: Widmar / Kecka 

Hopes for the season: Success in Finals 

Ask yourself a question and answer it: 

Fraser Macfarlane

Nicknames: Frase, Muscles Macfarlane, Ranga, Sauce Head 

Age: 19 

Describe yourself as a footballer: Versatile 

Favourite Movie: Point Break 

Favourite Band: Ben Harper and the innocent criminals 

Reasons for playing at OSFC: Ice baths!!!! 

Which Player is? 

smartest- Ferg Mckenzie 

dumbest- Will Strange 

funniest- Chandler 

angriest- Hummer (red devil, black panther) 

best looking- Alex Williamson 

coaches pet- Byron Smith 

Who has the worst dress sense? Robbie Hays 

Your Best pickup line? G'day Im mates with Alex Williamson 

Favourite Player at the Club: Chandler 

Hopes for the season: Play most games and hopefully make finals 

Ask yourself a question and answer it:

Adrian James McCarthy

Nicknames: AJ, Whippet and The Slanty Eyed Yellow Skin Bung Dweller. 

Age: 20 

Describe yourself as a footballer: I chase pig skin around for fun 

Favourite Movie: Confessions of a shopaholic 

Favourite Band: Slim Dusty 

Reasons for playing at OSFC: The lasagne on thursday night. 

Which Player is? 

smartest: I consider myself to be the smartest because i got 43.6 for my enter score not 18 like Ash Walsh said i did. 

dumbest: Ash Walsh 

funniest: Lach Thompson, Dohers, Angus Tummel and Daka 

angriest: Cock Eye 

best looking: Seb Angus 

coaches pet: the skipper Willba Lewis 

Who has the worst dress sense? Ash Walsh 

Your Best pickup line? I just drag them home kick and screaming. 

Favourite Player at the Club: Sam Thompson 

Hopes for the season: Win every game and to introduce some new people to our after training shower group. 

Ask yourself a question and answer it: 

Q: How many new people do you think we will be able to recruit for our after training shower group? 

A: Answer: 7

 

Will Strange

Nicknames: Danger, Stranger, Strangey and ATM (cause I cash all the cheques) 

Age: 19 

Describe yourself as a footballer: A combination of Jonathan Brown and Buddy Franklin, obviously franklins athleticism and Brown hardness 

Favourite Movie: The Last Castle (Robert Redford) 

Favourite Band: Kings of leon, John Mayer as an artist 

Reasons for playing at OSFC: Due to the school connection 

Which Player is? 

Smartest: doherty (think he is) 

Dumbest: Me 

Funniest: Houla 

angriest: Lach Thompson 

best looking: Me 

coaches pet: Houla 

Who has the worst dress sense? Pat butler with his Charlie sheen like shirts 

Your Best pickup line? 

“excuse me there is something wrong with your phone” 

“no there isn’t” 

“yeah my number isn’t in it” 

Favourite Player at the Club: Houla’s onfield antics 

Hopes for the season: To Play 

Ask yourself a question and answer it:

Nicolas Leonard Thompson

Age: 31 

Describe yourself as a footballer: Rugged, dependable, assertive 

Favourite Movie: Wall Street 

Favourite Band: Something for Kate 

Reasons for playing at OSFC: Great blokes 

Which Player is? 

smartest James Barton 

dumbest Andrew Phililay 

funniest Adam Routledge 

angriest Stephen Craig 

best looking Paul Licuria (Chadwicks) 

coaches pet Pat Butler 

Who has the worst dress sense? Ben Doherty 

Your Best pickup line? Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? 

Favourite Player at the Club: Nick Allen 

Hopes for the season: Premiership success for both the seniors and reserves 

Ask yourself a question and answer it: 

Q: Why have I just spent 10mins completing this survey?

A: Because Buttsy wants me too.

Sam Thompson

Nicknames: Mule / Thommo / Hard High Five

Age: 28

Describe yourself as a footballer: A f*cking pest for forwards

Favourite Movie: Ghost Dog

Favourite Band: Have a few – The Killers / Kings of Leon / The Panics  

Reasons for playing at OSFC: Went to Scotch College b/w ’93 & ‘98

 

Which Player is?

Smartest – James Barton, is there anything that guy can’t do

Dumbest – Anyone who gets in the shower at the same time as Gus Gray

Funniest – Kecka when he is performing the infamous ‘KeckStrike’

Angriest – Not sure who the angriest player is, but I’m pretty sure Terry Kendall is upset about Geoff McCracken stealing his nickname

Best looking – Would have to be Dak Mitchell – just a real ‘classic’ looking guy

Coaches pet – Den Boherty

 

Who has the worst dress sense? Rob Ashton when borrowing Pat Butler’s clothes

Your Best pickup line? Hey Girl, let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth!

Favourite Player at the Club: Tim Green, but as he tells the ladies – “Don’t hate the player, hate the game”

Hopes for the season: Premiership

Ask yourself a question and answer it: Are there really 3 Thompson’s playing at the one football club? Yes, yes there is…

Sam Troon

Nicknames: Troony/ BlackDog/ T-, Chooooooney 

A: YES.