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The Greatest Solution to the World's Greatest Problem
 
 
      Some may argue that global warming doesn't exist, but the fact is our world is slowly becoming wamer in average temperature, like it or not. Many animals that live in Anarctica are losing their habitats due to this pandemic. Some course of action needs to be taken immediately or our nation will be doomed in the long run. The current generation may believe that they do not need to take action because they'll be long gone in hundreds of years but this is not the case. The only cure for global warming is simple: cool the temperature back down. How does a nation go about this? Global Air Condition Units, or GACU; GACU may sound like a costly idea, but in the end, it will save our world.
 
     Global Air Conditioning will not only reverse the effects of global warming, it will also make all houses in the vicinity nice and cool. First, I would like to explain that even though my plan for this world is costly, it is worth every cent because if no action is taken, there won't be a problem to discuss, there will only be armageddon. Barack Obama first needs to have a meeting with all the world leaders and tell them to invest billions into this GACU program. Every large city in the U.S. will test out the governments "Global Air Conditioning Units" or GACUs. One will be installed in every home of every major city across the U.S. This will serve as a test run before units are installed across the globe. The unit will consist of a giant fan AC unit. This will be installed in every living room. One small side effect is that most electronics such as T.V.s and computers will have to be compromised because all household energy will be needed to power the giant AC unit. These units will be remote controlled and triggered by the government every night. Failure to comply with the national GACU plan or removal of the unit will be considered a federal offense.
 
     After every city has had the government installed ac unit, the world will slowly begin to work together to reverse the effects of global warming. This may seem like a costly way to end global warming, but it is without a doubt the only way to end it. The main concept of this idea is that the nations must work together, and without support from all of them, I believe the plan will fail. This is why it is essential that our president, Mr. Obama must fight for the fact that all of those countries of the world must unite or they will all face the impending wrath of our dying world. Even though we are a different skin color or religion from other countries, we all share this world.
 
     If this plan is successfully carried out, it will fix the nation's problem of Global Warming. It is my opinion that this is the only possible way to fix the problem and if no one does anything about it, there won't even be a problem that needs to be fixed because it will be too late. With the world's help united together into one mass form of hope, we can destroy the threat of global warming and keep our world safe. Again, this may seem like a costly way to stop global warming but I am certain that this is the most effective, essential way to save the good people of the world.