The Donald to Rosie:  You make me hot!

 

NannyWorld has learned that the public relations fiasco known as the Trump-O'Donnell Squabble involves more wagging parts than tongues. 

 

 

NW investigators discovered that it is a risky and last-minute coverup to hid what we can only described as a sick and very hush-hush love-obsession between the plump and argumentative O'Donnell and the rude and balding Trump.

 

 

 

Experts have come forward to explain it, but only Dr. Keith Ablow would dare to make a public comment about this powerhouse duo: 

 

Sometimes we see this behavior in balding newly impotent men and aging plump women.  Both want a second, third or fifth chance.  Occasionally, though rare in my experience, the glue that adds that quirky and wild component is anger.  The fights are intense and the make-ups are wild.  It's a cycle that can lead only downhill as they seek more and more dangerous thrills. 

 

For this we turned to Law and Order SVU stars, Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni: 

 

" Sure, we see it on the set all the time.  Weird is the word.  Me,  I gotta gun, I'm a cop --"

 

"No, Mariska, you are playing a cop, you're just an actress,"  interrupted the muscled macho Christopher Meloni.MARISKA HARGITAY
Det. Olivia Benson 
"Whatever," her lovely lip sneered, "Go screw yerself."

 

 

 

   

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