BEFORE PAGE SIX

GOSSIP . INNUENDO . CELEB SIGHTINGS
" Sooner than Page Six, Faster than Speedial"
Co-Editor Co-Editor
Tim begged to be the very first personality we featured.
"Please, Please, Please, Nannies," he was groveling at our table.
"If I don't make the debut edition of BEFORE PAGE SIX, I think I
will just commit harikari right here on the spot!"
All we know is that he admired our luncheon casual sweater set.
Bravo is set to bring on a new crew of young and some not-so-young
designers, in fact, you heard it here first, there will one
contestant who is collecting social security! We thought Tim,
himself silvered (we know the stylist who whitens it), was
tweaking us, but Bravo Boardroom pals reason that the boomers
will be the new as yet uncaptured market for this franchise.
But that's not all. One of the contestants was caught in an
embarassing moment licking the fabric. It was a shantung.
And why does this happen so often?
This is one of the situations that leads to the stroller
crowding every little nook and cranny in our
public spaces.
Working on this problem is Rockefeller researcher
Gutvvelt Karrol Gestatsheinner on leave of absence
from the Karolinska Institute in Sweden.
He reasons that if the period in the womb can be
extended from approximately nine months to three
or four years, it will relieve a serious pedestrian traffic
problem in Tribeca.
Dr. Gestatsheinner, who consulted with Mike
Bloomberg, believes that this rational solution will
help restaurant crowding, diner irritation, as well as
free up space in markets and convenience stores. It
will also give Tribeca Nannies a much needed respite
from their tiring schedules.
NannyWorld says YES to this!
And
Who was that we saw with Syndi L. the other day at Pecan? We won't tell. We wonder if
hubby knows...
YVES! darling, we can't stand this!
Collapsing on the street when there is a vid-cam waiting? Too much.
Good wishes from all of us in Tribeca. Prayer vigils are scheduled
for tomorrow in lofts from Canal to Warren (your labels required on
all attendees, someone will be checking at the doors).
We Want to Hear from You!
Sometimes you hear it a minute of two earlier than we do. That's because you are personally
involved. We want to hear your story. We want to see those photos, listen to that voice mail,
see that innocent and playful video shot late at night after too much partying. The one that will
make your publicist earn his salary.
Call NannyWorld Hot Tip Line.
Have your credit card number ready.
Managing what's said about you matters
and costs.


