BEFORE PAGE SIX


GOSSIP  .  INNUENDO  .  CELEB SIGHTINGS 

" Sooner than Page Six, Faster than Speedial"

 

 

 

 

Nanny Tina                                                                                                                                                             Nanny Molly

Co-Editor                                                                                                                                                                           Co-Editor

 

 

                                                    

Tim begged to be the very first personality we featured. 

"Please, Please, Please, Nannies,"  he was groveling at our table.

"If I don't make the debut edition of BEFORE PAGE SIX, I think I 

 will just commit harikari right here on the spot!" 

 

All we know is that he admired our luncheon casual sweater set.

 

Bravo is set to bring on a new crew of young and some not-so-young

designers, in fact, you heard it here first,  there will one

contestant who is collecting social security! We thought Tim,

himself silvered (we know the stylist who whitens it), was

tweaking us, but Bravo Boardroom pals reason that the boomers

will be the new as yet uncaptured market for this franchise.

 

But that's not all.  One of the contestants was caught in an

embarassing moment licking the fabric.  It was a shantung.

                                                              More on this later

  

And why does this happen so often?

 

This is one of the situations that leads to the stroller

crowding every little nook and cranny in our

public spaces. 

 

Working on this problem is Rockefeller researcher

Gutvvelt Karrol  Gestatsheinner on leave of absence

from the Karolinska Institute in Sweden.

 

He reasons that if the period in the womb can be 

extended from approximately nine months to three

or four years, it will relieve a serious pedestrian traffic

problem in Tribeca.

 

Dr. Gestatsheinner, who consulted with Mike 

Bloomberg, believes that this rational solution will

help restaurant crowding, diner irritation, as well as

free up space in markets and convenience stores.  It 

will also give Tribeca Nannies a much needed respite

from their tiring schedules. 

 

NannyWorld says YES to this!

 

 

   And                                                                                  

  

Who was that we saw with Syndi L.  the other day at Pecan?   We won't tell. We wonder if

hubby knows...

 

 

YVES!  darling, we can't stand this!

 

 

Collapsing on the street when there is a vid-cam waiting?  Too much.

Good wishes from all of us in Tribeca.  Prayer vigils are scheduled

for tomorrow in lofts from Canal to Warren (your labels required on

all attendees, someone will be checking at the doors).  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We Want to Hear from You! 

 

 Sometimes you hear it a minute of two earlier than we do.  That's because you are personally

involved.  We want to hear your story.  We want to see those photos, listen to that voice mail, 

see that innocent and playful video shot late at night after too much partying.  The one that will

make your publicist earn his salary. 

 

Call NannyWorld Hot Tip Line.

Have your credit card number ready.

 

Managing what's said about you matters

and costs.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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