Danilo Rakouwskij
Danilo who originally is from Ohio currently resides in NYC. He really enjoys east coast types saying "It must be so much faster here57seconds in". Danilo was the last of three Rakouwskijs as per the instuctions of the health department, and is known to some as the man who assembled this crew of finely crafted mustaches -- but he denies it (unless they win). His stint in the US ARMY was the best training in the art of driving shitty vehicles for long period of times while wearing a helmet. He may or may not have a thing for lepoard print and but only his underoos know for sure. Jhoustin Coebak
Some know him from when he worked on vw's down in columbus, you may know him because he bought you smokes when you were underage. A true renisance man living by the seat of his pants, Coebak is a mechanical genius (a savant really) and has been known to resurect wrecks from the junkyard. Conversley he is also apt at taking a perfectly fine car and "tuning" it to the point where it is no longer drivable. Judging by the points on his licence he probably has the most race experience.
Handy Conrey This guy is pretty handy and not just at breakin shit, but at fixin shit and even more importantly in the race that we are entering hes good at jerry riggin shit. He brings a good attitude and lotsa resources (i hear he just got a welder funny, i know someone who lost one!). He is very apt at greasing the wheels whether its with the judges or buying the wreck. Plus he has little to loose, so putting the pedal down is no prob for him Louis BoMyer
He is a brother among brothers. The guy is always good for a helping hand and a hella driver (just ask a bridge in West Virginia). He can hold his own in driving and bring some resemblance of respect to this motley crew (i.e. he signs the papers). He will be in Ohio during the race and can represent the "Voice of Reason" because we may think that saving weight by throwing out the rear brakes is a stellar idea louis b myer would pose a wise question "Stop you idiots and think". Ohhhhh would be the answer. Curt McGoulan C.M. tags along as the resident play boy. This Mr. Nice Guy has an extensive history working on cars with experiences ranging from stalling out Lambos as a valet, to the late night munchies delivery boy at the local Greek restaurant. He recently discovered how to open the hood of his car and was amazed how much stuff was actually in there... he hasn't looked since. On the plus side, he knows a thing or two about being pretty and can navigate his way around the backseat of a car with his hands tied. When not bound, he doesn't hesitate to strap in and handle the stick - but don't get your hopes up boys, he's on a strict regimen of XX chromosomes to complement his back door deliveries. He brings some humor and a little bit of skill. Additionally, he likes his whiskey 'neat' and your relationship 'on the rocks'. |  Click to enlarge
 
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