Fredrick Fredrickson III
  The co-owner of the Fredrickson Taxidermy Museum. He's quick to anger, loves beer and killing things. He is Cletus's older brother/father. You can find him in Music & Mayhem.

Cletus Fredrickson
  The co-owner of the Fredrickson Taxidermy Museum. He's just as angry as Fredrick, but he's very timid around his brother. He's much smarter then his brother but he rarely gets the chance to show it. He is Fredrick's younger brother/son. You can find him in Music & Mayhem.

David Hurley
  Your typical white rapper, David is Daniel and Jer's oldest friend. His dream is to become a famous rapper but he'll settle for a place of his own and a few good recordings for Myspace. You can find him in Music & Mayhem.

Luis Curbelo
  He's been Daniel's friend since he broke up with his sister. He's a big computer nerd and the only member of the four who has a good job. He acts very strangely when things don't go his way, which has earned him the nickname "Caveman". He built the site your on right now and plays bass in Screwed, and is a member of the Electronica duo Gom Jabbar. You can find him in Music and Mayhem.

Daniel Taylor
  The nerd of the four Daniel like it all, from movies to comics, video games and books. He is very shy, but he's slowly getting over it. He plays drums in Screwed, and is a member of the Electronica duo Gom Jabbar. You can find him in Music & Mayhem.

Jeremiah Thompson
  The artist of everything, any medium, any style he can do it. His talent makes him a little conceited but he earned it. He plays guitar in Screwed. You can find him in Music & Mayhem.

Eric Arnett
  The Universal Escapader. Eric has traveled around the universe looking for adventure ever since he joined the church of Scientology. Due to his odd lifestyle his personality is a bit off. Originally from Britain he is a bit flamboyant but perfectly straight. You can find him in Music & Mayhem.

Jon Donatello/Thug Master
  A quite kid in the 1930's just trying to make ends meat as a bootlegger for his uncle's mob until his parents are killed by a rival mob. He was just a normal kid until then, but his anger over his parents could drive him to do just about anything. You can find him in The Mysterious Thug Master.