First Caribou: Where do cows go for lunch?
Calfeteria. The Caribou: Second

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?
onne. Tehy wree lal yocp acst !

First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.
Scnd mnstr: Wll y'd btter rll thm bck t hr, sh mght nd thm.

A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face'
'Tell him you've already got one,' said his father !

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider
What exclaimed the doctor

a spider

web  kind

of that idea

lies ! its all a bunch of lies

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
Hw lng hv y flt lke tht?
vr snc  ws  kd.

Doctor, doctor, I'm frightened of squirrels.
Yboeu mnuustts

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.
Pelaes tis no het oucch.
cwihh noe !

Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory
 nehw did sith neppah
 nehw did tahw neppah

As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half.
Ws h n nly chld?
N, h hd lts f hlf-brthrs nd sstrs!

What is harder than a diamond?
pfi

aot

yr

I

n

g

What did the mouse say to the webcam?
Webccam whath weere you doieng withs my cheeese

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
bA brig macey.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?
Idon'tknow!
Well,you'renotusingmycomputerkeyboardthen!

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
sIng jitsf ntrunk.r

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.