MareAscott

Jokes

The Only Good one...

In the run up to the Super 14 it appears that the Aussies and Kiwi’s are already at each other’s throats. I received the following from a friend in NZ:

When an Aussie dies he gets buried 10 feet deep rather than the customary 6 feet. 

Why?

Because deep down they are good guys...

Charity begins where?

 I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.

 I told them to get lost - anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!