[01:07] Otherness: For their main opponent, I had to outsource Joel for inspirFUCK [01:07] grunt423: ... that sounds really kinky and pleasurable... [01:07] grunt423: And I'm fairly certain that's not how you meant it, but... [01:07] Otherness: My cat was hiding under a pile of sheets, completely concealed, and just shot out of the room at mach 4 over my foot [01:07] grunt423: Seriously? Orgasm plus inspiration? Inspiration is a little orgasm all by itself. That'd be mindblowing :) [01:08] Otherness: ...like having sex while in the middle of a writing frenzy? [01:08] grunt423: Yeah! [01:08] Otherness: ... [01:08] grunt423: Except without the massive physical awkwardness. [01:08] Otherness: No, I'm not turning red here. [01:08] grunt423: Come to that, neural interfaces would let you do that. [01:08] Otherness: (It's more crimson....) [01:08] grunt423: ^.^ [01:08] Otherness: Heck, you could do it with voice-to-texrt [01:09] grunt423: Reminds me of when a supervisor at work came up to me and asked for help with her handjobs :) [01:09] grunt423: I think it's one of the few times I've blushed furiously at work :) [01:09] Otherness: Someone has reccomended me a program for it, and you can customize the commands to whatever vocalization you want [01:09] grunt423: Is there an "ignore groans of pleasure" switch? ;) [01:09] Otherness: *giggles* [01:09] Otherness: Hell [01:09] Otherness: Make groans of pleasure a command for certain macros [01:10] grunt423: "Seizing his, oooooh, OOOHHHH, YES, YESSS! destiny, he proceeded to the OH GODS control room" [01:10] Otherness: Have stuff you can't even write while, erm, not recieving sexual gratification :) [01:10] grunt423: The whole thing would probably come up with a disturbing subconcious sexual vibe that no one could quite place :) [01:10] Otherness: ...now I wanna write an alien race that uses this method :) [01:11] grunt423: ... and now I'm seeing a bunch of readers furiously "enjoying" this random passage in the middle of the book, with no, ahem, fucking clue, ahem, why they get off on it so much :) [01:11] Otherness: ... [01:11] Otherness: *DIES* [01:11] Otherness: This is *great* :) [01:11] grunt423: ... [01:11] grunt423: NaNoWriMo... *smirk* [01:12] Otherness: Nah. It;s overhyped. It's really just useful as a way to develop picowrimo [01:12] Otherness: Which allows you to exploit quantum effects in your novels [01:12] grunt423: No, see... my point was... [01:12] grunt423: 50,000 words? [01:12] grunt423: You'd be sore as hell by the end. [01:13] Otherness: ... [01:13] Otherness: Hm [01:13] grunt423: Can you really imagine THAT much GOOD sex? [01:13] Otherness: But you'd feel great about it [01:13] Otherness: ...I'm still trying to remind myself that GOOD sex is even possible :) [01:13] grunt423: So, basically, we have a culture where "prostitute" and "muse" are the same word? [01:13] Otherness: .............. [01:14] grunt423: The notion being that sex is a liberation of the soul, that only in being fully subsumed in to another person can you truly let out your soul and create TRUE art. [01:14] grunt423: I'm still not sure how the hell these guys manage to *make* art, but I'd assume, hmm.... [01:15] grunt423: Now I have this weird imagine of a large bipedal lizard painting, while all sorts of weird little bugs crawl over him, gently stimulating his entire body. [01:15] grunt423: *blink blink* He's a... very attractive, well hung lizard, too. [01:17] Otherness: *giggles* [01:17] grunt423: This is a really intriguing idea for something between a species and a symbiosis. [01:18] Otherness: Hmmm [01:18] Otherness: What do the...ooh [01:18] Otherness: The bugs are also like those fish I saw at the aquarium, maybe? [01:18] grunt423: Hmmm? [01:18] Otherness: They provide cleaning [01:18] Otherness: They're really civic-minded about it too [01:19] grunt423: So, hrmm... it's like sex, a hot bath, AND inspiration? [01:19] Otherness: They come up to a bigger fish, and if it turns away they go somewhere else. If it allows them to approach they clean. [01:19] Otherness: YES! [01:19] grunt423: Ahh, um... *blushes furiously* I think this is an idea I need to... sleep... on for a while. *ahem* [01:19] Otherness: ...yes...I also need to, ah...sleep... [01:20] grunt423: ("I want sex parasites!!!") [01:20] Otherness: (LOL!) 01:20] Otherness: Living, symbiotic dildos! [01:20] grunt423: Screw that! These guys are a full body experience! [01:20] Otherness: I will, then! [01:21] grunt423: Their spindly legs gently gracing the small of the back, curling across the inside of the arm, gently... *ahem* gently, mmm.... well, yes..... [01:21] Otherness: ............... [01:21] Otherness: ...you know what my brain does with described sensations. No fair. :) [01:21] grunt423: There's a part of my mind that feels very, very guilty for the fact that I have developed a strong and sudden case of xenophilia. [01:21] grunt423: Yeah, um, mine is doing that too. I'm sort of enjoying this too much :) [01:21] Otherness: That part of your mind just needs a nice good parasite ;) [01:22] grunt423: It's REALLY weird because, well, insects are supposed to be squiggy, not, um... not a huge, hot and heavy xenophilial turnon. [01:22] Otherness: (Seriously, cold shower may be needed here :) [01:22] grunt423: (Mind you, I actually get along quite well with insects) [01:22] Otherness: They'd be great on my shoulders [01:22] grunt423: Same ^.^; [01:31] Otherness: LOL! [01:31] grunt423: *nodnod* :) [01:32] Otherness: ............ [01:32] Otherness: Want...bugs. [01:32] Otherness: Heeeheheeeeeeeeeee! [01:33] grunt423: *is collapsed in her chair giggling at this point* [01:33] Otherness: "The Insects from Eros." A lesser-known Lovecraftian race :) [01:33] grunt423: Starship Troopers... Okay. I'm done [01:33] Otherness: sajkngkjf [01:34] Otherness: I was waiting for someone to go there :) [01:34] Otherness: "BUGS! BUGS!" "Ooh!" "No, Dizzy. Bugs are bad." "You were stung by your first, weren't you?" [01:34] grunt423: LOL :) [01:37] Otherness: "SLeep tight! Don't let the bed bugs bite...they can nibble, though. And you won't believe what Sheila can do with her cephalothorax." [01:37] grunt423: Mmmmhmmmmhmmmmm [01:37] grunt423: This was definitely an inspirFUCK :) [01:37] Otherness: *nods wordlessly* [01:38] grunt423: My mind is so totally trying to get me in bed. ... okay, that came out wrong... |