Lesbian Stripper Ninja

 

Andrew: "I think a guy slayer would be badass. Like—like if there was this ninja, a guy slayer would be like, "you may be silent, but this'll shut you up." Hiya."

Dawn: "Buffy could stomp ninja ass."

-- 7.11 Showtime  

You were raised in a tiny village in Japan as part of an ancient Ninja Clan.  When you were but a child, a demon came in a destroyed them all.  You were taken and sold into slavery.  You were eventually sold to an erotic club where they taught you to dance.  But as soon as you got a chance you escaped, swearing vengeance on the demons who enslaved you.

 

You came to America, the land of freedom, but being a Ninja was a hard way to make a living.  So you danced the pole some more, eventually getting enough money to have a new sword forged.  You met your master, and he is helping you find the demons that destroyed your people.

 

As if things weren’t complicated enough, you’ve fallen in love with one of the other dancers, who is totally hot.  The two of you have decided to leave the dance club forever to hunt the demons, with her by your side there’s nothing to fear.

Character Type: Hero
Life Points: 73
Drama Points: 10

Attributes (20)
Strength: 4
Dexterity: 5
Constitution: 3
Intelligence: 2
Perception: 3
Willpower: 3

Qualities (20 + 4 from Drawbacks)
Acute Hearing (2)
Attractiveness (5)
Fast Reaction Time (2)
Hard to Kill (5)
Nerves of Steel (3)
Situational Awareness (2)
Contacts (Ninja Master) (3)
Natural Toughness (2)

Drawbacks (10)
Adversary (Anyone who insults Ninja Honor) (3)
Honorable (2)
Mental Problems (Cruelty) (2)
Minority (Gay Asian) (2)
Love (2)

Skills
Acrobatics: 3
Art: 0
Computers: 1
Crime: 0
Doctor: 1
Driving: 1
Getting Medieval: 6
Gun Fu: 0
Influence: 1
Knowledge: 0
Kung Fu: 5
Languages: 0
Mr. Fix-it: 0
Notice: 3
Occultism: 0
Science: 0
Sports: 0
Wild Card(Pole Dancing): 3
Maneuvers
Dodge
Bonus
10
Damage
-
Notes
Defensive
Punch
10
8
Bashing
Kick
9
10
Bashing
Ninja Sword
11
16
Stabbing/Slashing
Ninja Stars
11
6
Stabbing/Slashing
Nunchucks
11
12
Bashing


Quote:  "Not only have you dishonored my people and my clan, but you are a lousy tipper.  For that, you must die."

Roleplaying The Lesbian Stripper Ninja: The Lesbian Stripper Ninja believes that actions speak louder than words. She prefers to speak with her sword any who get in her path. Then she laughs at all the guys that want her but can’t have her and goes and makes out with her totally hot girlfriend.

Design Notes: The Lesbian Stripper Ninja is a very tounge-in-cheek Archetype that I created after a discussion on RPGnet.  It's an amalgomation of the kinds of characters that young boys seem to find irresistible and most GM find appalling.  Yet she seems to work and would be a playable character.