The next time you are washing your hands and
complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about
how things used to be.
Here are some facts about the 1500’s:
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and
still smelled pretty good by June.
However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers
to hide the body odour. Hence the
custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the
house had the privilege of the nice clean water,
then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the
children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you
could
actually lose someone in it. Hence the
saying, “Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water.”
Houses had thatched roofs - thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get
warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the
roof. When it rained it became slippery
and some times the animals would slip and off the roof. Hence the saying, “It’s raining cats and
dogs.”
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom
where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung
over the top afforded some protection.
That’s how canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy
had something other than dirt. Hence
the saying, “dirt poor”. The wealthy
had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread
thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more
thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the
entranceway. Hence the saying, a “thresh
hold”.
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always
hung over the fire. Every day they lit
the fire and added things to the pot.
They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving
leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next
day. Sometimes stew had food in it that
had been there for quite a while. Hence
the rhyme, “Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot
nine days old.”
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up
their bacon to show off. It was a sign
of wealth that a man could “bring home the bacon”. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all
sit around and “chew the fat”.
Those with money had plates made of pewter.
Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach on to the
food, causing lead poisoning death.
This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so,
tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status.
Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and
guests got the top, or “upper crust”.
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey.
The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of
days. Someone walking along the road
would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and
the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would
wake up. Hence the custom of holding a “wake”.
England is old and small and the local folk started running out of places to
bury people. So they would dig up
coffins, take the bones to a “bone-house” and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, one out of 25
coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realised they
had been burying people alive. So they
would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and
up through the ground and tie it to a bell.
Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the “graveyard
shift”) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be “saved by the bell” or
was considered a “dead ringer”.
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