This is the script for the video in the post 'A remarkable English-seaking animal'.

You see, I speak
English well.

I learn it
from a book.

Hello.
I am English.

Hullooo.
How are you, sir?

I can speak English.

Oh, hello, Major.
How are you today?

I'm... I'm... I'm... ...fine, thank you.

Is a beautiful
day today.

Is it?
Yes, yes, I suppose it is.

Yes,
I can speak English.

I learn it
from a book.

Did you?
Did you really?

There you are,
Fawlty.

Yes, I'm just going
to open up, Major.

Oh, fine.

I say, that's
a remarkable animal

you have there,
Fawlty.

Where did you get it?

Samson's,
in the town.

Really?
Was it expensive?

Twelve pounds, I think.

Good Lord.


Japanese, was it?

Canadian,
I think, major.

I didn't know
the Canadians

were as clever
as that. My God.

He started early.