>Tester : If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two
>rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
>Santa : SEVEN!
>Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two
>rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
>Santa : SEVEN!
>Tester : Let’s try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and
>two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of
>beer have you got?
>Santa : SIX.
>Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another
>two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
>Santa : SEVEN!
>Tester : How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is
>seven?
>Santa: I have one rabbit at home already

REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX 

You’re never too old to enjoy chocolate.
It’s safe to have chocolate while you’re driving. 
You never feel guilty after chocolate.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want. 
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
With chocolate – satisfaction’s guaranteed.


REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN MEN 

No one’s ever been jilted by a chocolate gateau.
After telling your chocolate bar all your worries you can simply eat it.
You can share chocolates with your best friend.
A bar of chocolate doesn’t bore you by constantly talking about football.
Your mother will never disapprove of your choice of chocolate. 



REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN WOMEN 

Chocolate never keeps you waiting.
Chocolate doesn’t get jealous when you look at another chocolate bar. 
You never have to buy a box of chocolates for a box of chocolates.
Chocolate doesn’t talk incessantly while you’re watching the football.
It doesn’t expect you to remember the anniversary of the first time you met. 
Chocolate never tries to chat up your best friend.
Chocolate isn’t looking for a long term commitment.

A young man began his career as a magician with a job on a cruise ship. Vital to his act was his pet parrot - the bird would always steal his act by giving away the trick, “the card is up his sleeve” or “he hid the dove in his pocket.”  This always got a great laugh from the audience.

One day the ship began to sink. Risking his own life the magician ran back to his cabin to rescue his parrot. Diving overboard, at the last minute, they landed in the freezing water. The young man grasped onto a wooden door that had broken off the sinking ship and pulled himself and the parrot to safety.

For a several days, they pair sat there looking at each other.