So I suppose I could have run over to a pawn shop and bought a typewriter to start this. A couple things stopped me from doing that. The first is that the last time I was in a pawn shop trying to find a record player, which you would think they would have, I was unsuccessful. The other is that I’ve been out of work for a long time, so cash is a little tight. I do own all these silly computers so I guess I will have to use the agent of destruction to tell this.

I’m not really an Internet junkie, but some times one does not know that they are addicted. I didn’t wake up one morning and say “I think I will plug into the net and skip the real world.” I work on the silly things all the time, use them to get my job done. We are not really at the point where we can plug in anyway. Now wouldn’t that be fun.

I was using the Internet to read my email, pay bills, balance the checkbook all the normal stuff that people do. Then I found all the strange user groups on yahoo. So I ended up downloading a lot pretty pictures from these groups. I remember back to the days when I was getting a lot of stuff off the newsgroups and fortunately had a program that easily put the pictures together for me. This was so much easier I could look before I downloaded. So no more sick pictures that I didn’t want.

I suppose that I could have just kept downloading picture off the net forever. But something happened to change all that. I ran across a web site that let you look at folks, real folks, live, doing things on web cams, all kinds of things. Yes exactly what you are imagining. Well maybe not what you are imagining unless you have a vivid imagination. Not only could you see them, you could chat with them. They could see you and you could see them. Now here is the kicker, you don’t know who is watching you. This site was very popular, and even though I’m a geek I had no experience with this kind of thing.

There are all kinds of folks on the site. Lurkers, who just go into the chat room and listen to the chatters talk. The exposers are ones who like to show off parts of their body in various states of undress. These are usually, but not limited to women. Drones as my friend "quoter" likes to call them. (Names are sometimes capitalized and sometime not on theses sites and im going to stick with that here since it seems to make a difference as to who you are.) These folks are extremely consistent in how the behave. They are the usually male and have a limited vocabulary which consists of such pithy lines as “I sure would like to come on those babies” but normally they come into the room and ask “where you from” to any women that has a cam on and is naked. There are special women that I like to call spiders. These women are young, more likely not on cam or if they are they usually are fully clothed. They have basically one goal in mind dominating men, especially older men. You know us middle aged or near middle aged that need our ego stroked and are susceptible to what sounds like a pretty girl that is highly interested in you. It’s their intent to turn you into a pervert, naked and on cam for them to watch. They want you stroking your penis for them, wanking until you are coming all over the computer keyboard just for their enjoyment. Then they will move on to the next on. They don’t care about money they just want to dominate you by making you do what they want.

Enter the innocent one, princeofsunaz, me. I easily fit into the lurker category. I didn’t call myself prince back then I just used a nickname I had on yahoo, I don’t know why but for some reason that account gets more junk mail then any other email account I have ever had.

I found the perfect site, www.camcrazyness.com. They had this setup where you could chat with others and see live video broadcast of people in their houses. Most of the cams were of men, and most of the men would show the middle of their body with dick in hand. How they typed responses in the chat rooms I don’t know, with their one hand constantly busy stroking their member, but somehow they did. A lot of the female cams had scantily clad women some obese and some thin as rails. These women would put on shows. Some very interesting shows, I might add. Being a lurker, I would go into one of the chat rooms and just watch what was being said and watch the female cams. I kept thinking to myself, I don’t want to be a wanker, but I should get a cam and broadcast too. I figured if I broadcasted as well, maybe I would quit being so shy. I wouldn’t show anything and I wouldn’t wank. I would just like to show by my facial expressions that I was enjoying the show. I doubted that anyone would really watch my cam, but what the heck. I’m a closet exhibitionist. I wander around the house naked often. So I guess I could be on cam.

Off to the store I went. Since I didn’t really know what I wanted or whether I really would go through and actually broadcast I spent a lot of time in the store looking for a web cam. I really did not have a lot of cash to spend so I would have to make a good decision. I found what I was looking for a web cam and digital cam combo. It could take pictures as well as be a web cam. Perfect! I rushed home to try it out. Would I broadcast, would anyone look, could I maybe meet someone online. These thoughts rushed through my mind as I drove home.

The moment of truth arrived. I went through the rigmarole of getting the cam set up. I downloaded the camcrazyness software. I decided a shirt would be good to wear the first time I was on cam. I started the cam. I just joined the Internet a new level. I was broadcasting my picture around the world for anyone to watch. Way cool. I doubt anyone was watching, I had no way to know but I dreamed that some of those foxy babes would be watching.