1. What did the good hurricane say to the bad one? "I'll be keeping my eye on you!" 2. What do you call a lazy cloud? "Fog" 3. What did the dirt say to the rain? "Stop or my name will be mud." 4. What is a cyclone's favorite game? "Twister" 5. What happens when the fogs starts to lift in California? "UCLA" 6. What did the raindrop say as it evaporated? "I'm falling to pieces." 7. How did the thunderstorm treat the president? "It hailed to the chief." 8. Why was the lightning so excited? "It was having a ball!" 9. What is a tornado's favorite song? "Let's Do The Twist." 10. What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese? "Really fowl weather." 11. What is the favorite time of King Weather? His rain. 12. What did the straight faced cloud say to the joking cloud? Are you cirrus? 13. What did the December cloud say when asked what type of precipitation she'd be giving? "I don't snow?" 14. What is the best day for good weather? "Sunday" 15. What type of weather do bird watchers enjoy? "Fowl weather." 16. Why were the mice afraid of the storm? "It was raining cats and dogs." 17. How is LA always using weather to get your attention? "It is filled with haze (heys)." 18. What is the difference between a hurricane and a lion who stubbed his toe? "A hurricane pours with rain and a lion roars with pain." 19. What did the tree say to the tornado? "Well, blow me down!" 20. What did the sand say to the rainstorm? "Stop! Or my name will be mud." 21. Why don't meteorologists prefer not to eat on the moon? "They don't like its lack of atmosphere." 22. Why did the ice storm move so fast? "It was sleet of foot." 23. What did the hurricane say to the tree? "Hang onto your leaves, this is no regular breeze!" 24. When is the best time for a satellite to land on the sun? "Night." 25. What do you call a two tornadoes that just met and got married? "A whirlwind romance." 26. What did the cloud say when he was a little confused? - "My mind is a little foggy." 27. Why makes a storm act silly? _ "When you wind it up." 28. What does an ice storm write on? _ "A sleet of paper" 29. What do you call precipitation that hurts? – "A rain pain." 30. How could you tell the blizzard was confused while speaking? - He had snow idea what he was talking about. 31. What do you call a bitter frozen dew? – A cross frost. 32. Why was the ice storm so fast? – It was sleet of foot. 33. Why is the first day of the week always a weather forecaster's favorite? – It is full of sun days! 34. What do you call a weather storm that falls apart? A Snow go! 35. What do you call a forgetful snowman? Flakey 36. Where do snowmen go shopping? At the snowball 37. Where do snowflakes stay during college? At a snowdorm! |