Ah hello! It's nice to see You all here.As the more perceptive of You probably realised by now, this is Hell. And I am the Devil (good evening), but You can call me Kruffcia, if You like. We try to keep things informal in here, as well as infernal... That's just a little joke of mine (I tell it everytime)... Now, You're all here for... eternity! Ooh, which I hardly need tell You is a heck of a long time, so You'll all get to know each other pretty well by the end. Will You stop screaming?! Never mind... I'll catch You all later at the barbecue. Bye!
