Well, it all started last year or so. I went to this place called Pikmin Returns that was run by a cool,  Brittish dude under the name of Archaic Sage who secretly hated us all. I think. But, anyways, there I met a bunch of cool people and it was all quite cool and what not. There was also some guy named Turkey Sandwich. At first I thought he was cool. We would go about talking about dominating the world and things like that. However, I eventually came to realize that he was just ripping off cool guys like the Grate Oracle Lewot (more info later). After going through puberty, he became a total whore who would constantly tell me about how he owned every girl in his school then whine non stop every time he got rejected (which was every time). Eventually I came to hate him. Then, he made some country named Bohknor. So, I made this country to counter his country and get revenge on him for all the times I had to bear through his dreadful, constant whining.