There are few parts to the nation of Kokabares. What little we have is mostly just some idiotic babbleings.

Status: Better than Bohknor

Yup. That's all I have on that matter.

Citizenship

I'm too lazy to constantly update this page each time Kokabares gets a new citizen. Just as long as you aren't TS, you're fine.

Government

Kokabares is a complete and utter anarchy. We have no laws except "Do NOT be TS". Everything else is anything goes. However, all citizens MUST participate in the war on Bohknor, so do not join us if you don't wanna spam Bohknor forums into oblivion. Here is how the war will work: TS is currently away on a camping trip or whatever, so I will have plenty of time to recruit members. I need as many chaos-hungered citizens as possible to get my vengeneance on TS for making me listen to him whine about his girl problems. However, we will not begin our war until TS returns. After all, what fun is a war when the oponents are all away? Then, we will infiltrate Bohknor forums and spread complete and utter chaos, then all have a good laugh at it in the end. Or something.

Territory

Um. . . None?

Currency

We have no currency. Instead, you have to intarnetz* barter items. I will intarnetz give every new citizens two intarnetz cows, just for the reference. After this, you may intarnetz trade your intarnetz cows for intarnetz items of great intarnetz value.

*When something is described as being 'intarnetz', this means you will say you'll do something, never do it, and then act like you actually DID do it. This how the whole general state of the country should work.

Flag

 

 

 

 

Do NOT ignore the yellow border (if you can see it).

Anthem

I pledge my submission,

To the flag,

Of the scattered anarchy of Kokabares.

And to the political lies,

For which it was to lazy to stand, and decided to sit instead,

One nation,

Under (censored out by aethiest soccer moms [bet ya didn't think those existed, did ya?])

Completely divisible,

With elitism, and two cows for all!