MURPHY'S OTHER LAW

- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented  fool.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
- It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
- If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
- The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
- Flashlight: A case for holding dead  batteries.
- The shin bone is a device for finding  furniture.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

MURPHY'S LAW

- The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
- When you need an item that is on a heap,it will always be the one at the bottom.
- Buses take ages to arrive, but when they do they always arrive in sets of three.
- The day you forget your umbrella, it pours with rain.
- When caught in a traffic jam, the lane that you are in will always be the slowest to move.
- Nothing is as easy as it looks.
- Everything takes longer than you think.
- Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time.
- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
- If something simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
- Every solution breeds new problems.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- If you make it idiot-proof, someone will make a better idiot.
- The light at the end of the tunnel, the tunnel will cave in.
- The time you have to catch a flight is inversely proportional to the distance to the gate.
- In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
- Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
- Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
- The clothes washer/dryer will only eat one of each pair of socks.