The truth is I'm not some loser who lives with his grandma. I live with my aunt in northern Alabama where I'm somewhat of a local legend. In the 90's I did the tristate circuit (AL, GA, TN) as a fighter. Not some fake ass UFC fighter though - I was a real professional backyard wrestler. Over my 10 year career I amassed more victories than I can count on both hands and thousands upon thousands of dollars of prize money and endorsements. I had to call it quits when our nation was attacked and I went full time into doing private internet research into the whereabouts of Osama which is why I have so many computers today. Needless to say he's now dead which gives me the freedom to speak about my part in bringing him down.