Explanatory section

While on a work trip in not so sunny Drammen, Norway; with a spot of spare time and creative juice I crafted my very own homepage.

The main purpose of this homepage is to ameliorate my unfortunate situation of being mentioned on about page 7 of Google's search results, behind such chestnuts as:

• this freaking insane story-teller. Legz Akimbo were on the money.
• a nifty little device for preventing hair spray fouling one's make-up when coifing one's fringe (god knows I couldn't live without one).
• these ranga chefs, who all get a big fat "D-" for grammar (the correct plural form of John Shield is Johns Shield, similar to "heirs apparent").

I'm not sure that I'll really help the situation by linking to these sites, the torrent of surfers that will undoubtedly end up here may just increase their popularity. Worth a shot.

The secondary purpose of this website is to make me massive amounts of money (maybe the Shieldy Corporation will send some sweet dough my way because I gave them a great review). I don't know if this will work, so I put some photos on here as well.