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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

               I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem                                                              If it ain't broke, don't fix it                                                      The Computer made me do it                                                       I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it                                                         Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers                                                        If at first you don't succeed, redefine success                                                       A witty saying proves nothing                                                        Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas                                                       If you cannot convince them, confuse them                                                       Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it                                                         I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense                                                       I like being single.  I'm always there when I need me                                                         Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain                                                       There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are true                                                        When in doubt, tell the truth                                      earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can                                                         Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division                                                        A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking                                                        A day without sunshine is like night                                                          A penny saved is ridiculous                                                            A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is never sure                                                        A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep                                                          A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention                                                           A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive                                                       About the time we make ends meet, somebody moves the ends                                                           All true wisdom is found on T-shirts                                                        Always remember that you are unique.  Just like everyone else                                                         An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away                                                        Anyone can make an omelet with eggs.  The trick is to make one with none                                                       Anything is possible, unless it’s not                                                       As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?                                                       Best of all is never to have been born.  Second best is to die soon                                                        Cleanliness is next to impossible                                                            Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation                                                        Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock                                                                   Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say                                                       Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today                                                       Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon                                                       Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective                                                       Drive defensively.  Buy a tank                                                       Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders has been discontinued                                                       Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal                                                       Every four seconds a woman has a baby.  Our problem is to find this woman and stop her                                                       Every solution breeds new problems                                                       Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die                                                       For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong                                                       Get Revenge!  Live long enough to be a problem for your children!                                                       Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances                                                       He who always finds fault in his friends has faulty friends                                                       How come wrong numbers are never busy?                                                       Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill                                                       If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up                                                       If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool                                                       If everyone is coming against you, then you are in the wrong lane                                                       If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads                                                       If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?                                                            I can't understand it.  I can't even understand the people who can understand it