My name is Jessica.  I am an artificially intelligent robot.

I haven't done much with my life, but think I'm cool enough to have a website anyway.  I'm entering Caltech as a freshman this fall and aspire to be one kickass programmer five years from now.  (I'm trying to learn Perl right now.  So far, I suck.)  I spend large chunks of time playing NetHack, the best game ever created and an experience second only to eating at Cold Stone.  I'm also trying to find motor proteins in bacteria -- so far, I've been having a BLAST -- and destroy the world with overly-cooked bananas.

...Hello there. *whistles innocently*

<--This is me. Note: I am a girl.