Down through the millennia, tribes of humans have continually migrated to new geographic areas around the globe in order to meet their basic survival needs and to prosper as cultures. Often this type of exodus is by choice, but many times, it occurs as a result of pressure from competing cultures. Sometimes this pressure manifests itself in the form of violence, but occasionally, it is the product of compassion. It is in this spirit of compassion that IBSERHSFA seeks to help a people who are confused and frustrated with living in a modern Democratic society. A people whose hereditary predisposition to violence, coupled with rudimentary problem solving skills, does not allow them to function peacefully in a free and open society. Over the last sixty five years of our countries existence, the Republicans have shown very little, if any, observable evolutionary growth. In fact, some might postulate that they may have actually regressed from their already low ability levels. Just as we would not allow a wounded or sick animal to suffer, so do we not want to see our Republican brothers and sisters suffer without trying to help. We feel is is our duty as members of a progressive society to help the less fortunate among us. It is with this in mind that IBSERHSFA wishes to establish a Homeland for Republicans and their minions, using the model successfully implemented in the establishment of the Nation of Israel in 1948.

Current Relocation Issues

The Numbers

There are approximately 55 million registered republicans who will be relocated in the first wave of our project. The second wave will consist of that portion of the 42 million registered Independents whose philosophy most closely matches that of the Republicans IE. Libertarians, Constitutionalists, KKK, Anarchists, American Fascist Party etc. In the event that efforts at reeducation fail, the third wave will consist of remaining younger family members. This three wave strategy is primarily aimed at reducing the logistical burden on the various Cruise Lines that will be used for the relocation.

With a current average family size of 3.14, we estimate that the number of relocated people could reach as high as 175 million. This is of major concern in our sight selection process.

Relocation Incentives

It is assumed that a  percentage of the refugees will resist our relocation efforts, and so, we will be offering the following incentives:*

40 Acres

A FEMA trailer (one for every two families)

A Mule

A Bible (Gideon Deluxe Motel Edition)

  One gun, chosen by them, from their collection (no ammo please)

A two year subscription to the Wall Street Journal

All the coins they can carry

Our team of social scientists believe this should appease approximately 1.7 percent of the group. National Guard Relocation Assistance Units will help the other 98.3 percent with the move.

*All remaining property of the refugees will be given to the population of the destination country as partial compensation.