Gallic flair.
That's what one calls it.
In the past, the most required
tool in any French garage was a hammer, or rather a collection of
hammers to match the size of the task.
Ridiculously
enough, a good hammering often worked (didn't lower the bill) and maybe
this very fact was typical of those things which happened to
'non-Gallics' mainly on the paying end, and generally on holiday, which
made English people apopleptict, even redder than usual, utterly mad
and at a complete loss for words. Germans were seen to go off marching
'goose-step' manner, muttering things that darkly resembled political
statements from a while back, Dutch and other northern climate people
just didn't understand anything, and preferred to put the 'being
pleasant and friendly' smile and attitude on (later-amongst themselves
it was different). Italians, being basically the same as the French
said nothing, and went off to find a way of revenge, the Spanish spread
their hands in desperation, and talked about sending Armadas (although
with all the Spanish already installed in France, the chances that his
Gallic persecuter probably originated from Spain were high). Arabs and
other such-likes beamed an absolute meaningless beam, disappeared -
never to be seen again. The origin of all these emotions simply
shrugged the shoulders in that Gallic fashion, and said "C'est la vie-
hein?"
It had always been like that, always will be like that, and
no amount of 'modernising' will change that fact. In days gone bye,
when, for British/Dutch/Germans, etc, the country of France was as
excitingly unknown and remote as the South Pole, the charming image of
the Frenchman on his bike, baguette under a sweaty armpit, Gauloises in
the mouth, an endearing odour of Garlic before, during and after his
passage, was something that everyone looked for.

He (the Frenchman)
knew this, of course, and took immense pleasure in stopping hurriedly
at the side of the road, descending from his bicycle, urinating the
side of a tree, arranging his bread, and carrying on. He knew people
were taking pictures, knew they were going to talk about the dirty
habits of the French, but he didn't care, because he knew he had
fulfilled the tourists dream, and very cheaply too! He knew these
activities would not stop the majority of people taking photos coming
into his little 'bistro' and swarming later about 'their discovery' to
their friends.
Such is Gallic flair, in it's own way charming
enough, but when you live for years with it, you start to do it
yourself, and it takes a great deal of discipline and effort NOT to
arrive at 3pm for the lunch planned at 12midday. Everybody else
does,only the non-gallics are there and have been sitting around for
hours waiting for the arrival of the others (often the guy who invited
them as well) getting hotter and hotter not only from the sun.
It
took me at least 20 years to STOP turning up on time to play in
football matches - kick off announced for 3pm- after all it is hot, and
Siesta obliges- does it matter if we start at 5pm? It sometimes goes so
far that a lunch meal becomes an evening affair, but it always does
anyway!
This sort of lazy-let-it-happen way of life is more often
associated to the Mexicans or Spanish, but look around France between
midday and 5pm- not a lot going on!!
In fact, even although nowadays
things are changing, the time of day NOT to be on the French roads, is
exactly from 3pm to 5pm. All who are on the road at these times are
there under 'protest', or are tourists who don't know better. Protest
at their bosses, who want them to drive quicker and further, with no
respect for the traditional stop for 'l'apero, lunch, le vin, le cafe
and a little cognac' and protest at the Gendarmes who (according to
Govt policy) want this traditional stop punished. Actually the
Gendarmes tend to be the first to reach the
Restaurants, and the last to leave them, but maybe that's a rumour.
A
sort of mixture of provinciality, world citizen, laissez-faire, but
ferocious national pride, strictly anti-everybody , but particularly
anti- "Bosche" and anti- "Anglais" (the rest of the world isn't worth
talking about, not being remotely a danger to French nonchalance), I
guess France and the French (and I could go on for hours, but I won't -
you all have your own souvenirs) are very well summed up by the words
of their own President (the General of a long time ago):
"How
do you expect anyone to Govern a country which produces over 3,000
types of cheese, over 15,000 types of wine, each one better than the
other!??"
De Gaulle was well named, and knew his Gaulls'
Next one up (sometime or other) - the famous 'nothing disturbs me' Englishman.