Joseph Phillip Anthony Spencer was born on 5th April 1989. SInce then, he hasn't grown much. He aquired the nickname "The Bean" due to his unusually shaped head which resembles a bean.  

Joe has become a legend amonsgt the mere mortals of Idsall School, due to his quick-wit, his charm with the ladies and his stylish shirts. 

Joe is also known as a bit of a ladies man, or what some might call, a man whore.  He is owner of the infamous list, which holds the names of all the girls he fancies. One kiss on the forehead from one of these girls will send Joe into a frenzy of happiness.

Joe will probably be best remembered for his unforgetable preformance in Miss Idsall 2005, in which he dressed as a school girl for charity (although not voluntarily). His performance in Miss Idsall won him the Golden Coke award for "most likely to have a sex change".

Around school, Joe can be seen walking around with his good friends Mag, Stuart and Craig.