On the Backs of Fools

 One of the greatest things I've ever had the chance to do was kick Steve Goldstien in the face.  The whole event started in 1999, and I was barely tall enough to ride the roller coaster at Coney Island (recently taken down to make way for a NASA landing site).  

 Since I found a way to harness the power inherent in kicking Steve in the face, I've become a much happier person.