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The New Moon Movie [WILL HE FIND A RESTROOM!?!?!?]

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Team Help Jasper Find The Restroom


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Why Us? WHY?!


So you want to know what in the world Jasper needing a restroom has to do with anything, right? Interesting question, indeed. You see, if Jasper cannot reach a restroom, there will be quite a problem on our hands. Jasper is unable to relieve himself via his pantaloons, unlike the rest of us. He has to do it the correct way. Yes. Jasper must...

FIND A RESTROOM.

Now I suppose you are wondering why it is required that he finds one. Another interesting question. You see, if Jasper cannot find a restroom, his bladder threatens explosion. The one problem is... given that his organs no longer function, the explosion of his bladder would cause the explosion of the Universe itself. Once again, I don't see any pleasantries in this matter, for that would slightly sting. The next subject matter we will be touching is TEAM EDWARD & TEAM JACOB VS TEAM HELP JASPER FIND THE RESTROOM. Just note that we are not insulting either of these teams, and you can be a member of either one while supporting our desperate pleas for assistance. We would just like to compare the causes.





TEAM EDWARD !

Edward Cullen here has no problem holding his bladder, as you can see by his expression. In fact, what he needs is a bit more sleep. Leave Edward to his bed. The toilet belongs to Jasper. Not only that, I can imagine that Edward would not want the Universe to explode. After all, where would he keep Bella? Therefore, I can imagine Edward Cullen being quite supportive of our cause. 



TEAM JACOB !

Jacob Black here is quite capable of relieving himself. Not only that, he looks a tad angry there. O: oh dear. Do you see what this means? It means that he is also unhappy about Jasper's inability to find the restroom. Don't you see? Both teams are more than supportive of our cause! You know what that means? A wonderful happy party. No refreshments will be served until the bathroom is located.




SO PLEASE... for the sake of Jasper... and the very fabrics of the universe...

MAY THE BATHROOM BE FOUND!