Hello, and welcome to the site! This site acts as the headquarters for Team Help Jasper Find The Restroom. What is Team Help Jasper Find The Restroom, you ask? Well, it's a group dedicated to helping Jasper Hale - from the oh-so popular series Twilight - find his way to a restroom. Okay, now, I'm sure you're currently wondering something along the lines of "That's just silly! Why would Jasper need to find a restroom!?" and I must say, that is a quite simple question to answer.  I think my point has been proven. Jasper... Needs to pee. Really badly. Anyways, this club should not be mistaken for an anti-Twilight club - but at the same time, it should not be mistaken for a pro-Twilight club either. On that matter, we remain as a whole neutral, regardless of our personal feelings. Because we know that there is a much more important mission at hand. One that cannot be taken lightly. For if we fail, Jasper... Will suffer. He will suffer greatly. And as bringers of truth, justice, and toilet paper... We cannot allow that to happen. Now that my explanation is complete, I would like to give you all a chance to join us in our quest. There are no requirements to joining, other than providing a name or a nickname, and no fee of any sort. To join, please send an email with Joining as the subject, and YESPLZ and your chosen name/nickname in the message, to teamhelpjasperfindtherestroom@gmail.com Once you join, your chosen name will be added to the member list, and your email will be stored for contact uses only. We will not share your email without your express permission, and we absolutely will not send you spam. We are, after all, fighting on the side of justice. If you ever tire of our noble mission and decide you would like to leave our team, just send us an email announcing your wish to withdraw your membership, and we will remove your name from the list of members and your email from our records. Also note - If you are interested in affiliating with Team Help Jasper Find the Restroom, please send us an email stating such to, as said before, teamhelpjasperfindtherestroom@gmail.com. Please make sure to send your affiliate code and a link to your site in said email, and add our banner to your site before you apply. So anyways, on behalf of Jasper and all of us who support him in his time of need... We thank you. ~ Strobe, Founder of Team Help Jasper Find The Restroom [Team HJFTR] |
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