"If there's one thing I would want to be remembered for it's passion and enthusiasm. Conservation is my job, my life, my whole being."
~Steve Irwin, Australian conservationist and actor and TV star

"Nice lady."
"But not the right lady, Bruce."
~Bruce Wayne (Batman) and Jason Todd (Robin), Batman #426

"Looks like things have been rough. The great Joker reduced to hijacking trucks."
"Just another victim of Reaganomics, that's me."
~Sheila Haywood and the Joker, Batman #427

"How'd you know my middle name?"
"Because I care."
~JD and the Janitor, Scrubs

"Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?"
"Are you high?"
"If it's Tuesday, then I'm wasted."
~Gregory House and Lisa Cuddy, House MD

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now--always."
~Albert Schweitzer

"Less boom. More kapow!"
~message on back of 'Punch Packing the Joker' action figure box

"He fires a mean right!"
~message on front of 'Punch Packing the Joker' action figure box

"There's two of them!"
"Congratulations! You can count. And they say the school system is failing!"
~Some guy and Peter Parker (Spiderman), Spiderman the Animated Series

"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."
~Peter Ustinov, English actor and author