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i have uploaded some BeSt softwares below ~~~
YAHOO! MESSENGER 9 beta {latest}
download from here:yahoomsngr2008.exe
WATCH LIVE TV ON YOUR AIRTEL MOBILE FOR FREE
download from here:airteltv.sis
SmartMovie v3.41 S60v3 SymbianOS
download from here:SmartMoviev3.41S60v3SymbianOS9.zip
VLC PALYER {beta}--plays all multimedia formats
download from here:vlcpalyer.exe
ICON CHANGER -- changes the icon of almost all files on the computer
download from here:iconchanger.exe
NOKIA
PC SUITE 6.85 RELEASE 14 {latest}
download from here:nokiapcsuite.exe
Some Good Thoughts
“I would rather make 1 percent on the efforts of 100 people than 100 percent on my own efforts.” - J. Paul Getty
"Risk!
Risk anything! Care no more for the opinions of others, for those
voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face
the truth." - Katherine Mansfield
"If you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying." - Coleman Hawkings
"Most of us are pretty good at keeping promises to others and pretty bad at keeping promises to ourselves." - Lawrence LeShan
"Flatter me, and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you." - William Arthur Ward
"Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you'll help them to become what they are capable of becoming." - Goethe
Some Hilarious JOkes~ (rated by Navi)
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
Have a nice day! —–> Achcha din lo!
What’s up? —–>Uppar kya hai?
You’re kidding! —–>Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don’t kid me! —–> Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Cool man! —–> Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! —-> Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don’t mess with me, dude.—–> Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She’s so fine! —– > Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick’s mine, okay!?—–> Suno dost, woh ladki
mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what’s cooking? —-> Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya
pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts? —–> Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun.—–> Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party. —-> Party mein patthar feko.
Lets hang out!—->Chalo bahar latakte hai
airhostess 2 laloo... sir r u veg or non veg?
he says no i m sagitarian.
she says no sir r u shakahari or mansahari?
he says no i m bihari.
Dhirubhai from heaven : "Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna
reliance".
Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai
nahi deta. call me on my HUTCH mobile!"
airhostess 2 laloo... sir r u veg or non veg?
he says no i m sagitarian.
she says no sir r u shakahari or mansahari?
he says no i m bihari.
Teacher : If we breath oxygen
in the daytime, what do we breath at night?
Pupil :Nitrogen?
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Koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko
Arey Nuclear ka zamana hai BOMB se ura do saale ko
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Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
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Devdas ke bap ne kaha, ghar chor do..
Maa ne kaha, Paro ko chor do..
Paro ne kaha, sharab pina chor do..
Tumhe kisne kaha hasna chor do..?
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Tu chander mukhi main suraj mukhi ,tu mujh se dukhi main tujh se dukhi ,jaa chat per jakar kud jaa tu bhi sukhi aur
main bhi sukhi.
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TANGE UTHA KE KARO,TANGE FAILA KE KARO, GHUMA GHUMA KE KARO,SANSE ROK KE KARO, JITNA KAROGE UTNA HALKA MEHSOOS HOGA…..
BABA RAMDEVJI KA YOGA.
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Ek budhiya bachpan me mar gayee.
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mere dardo ki tujhe aise saza mille
ki tujhe zor se potty aaye
or karne ki jaga na mille!!!
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dabbe pe dabba dabbe pe khargosh
budeh ne ankh mari budhi behosh
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PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
Char DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
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duur se dekha to sher khada tha
duur se dekha to sher khada tha
duur se dekha to sher khada tha
duur se dekha to sher khada tha
isiliye paas gaya hi nahin
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wo aaye hamare kabr per diya bujha ke chal diye,
wo aaye hamare kabr per diya bujha ke chal diye,
diye mein jitna tel tha sar pe lagaa ke chal diye
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Wo jab chalti hai to raah mein 100 100 k note bicha deta hoon
Wo jab chalti hai to raah mein 100 100 k note bicha deta hoon
Aur uss ke jaane k baad wahan se utha leta hoon…
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ek kutta ek bachche ko buri tarah chat raha tha uski maa ghabrai hui aai aur puccha are beta kahin kutte ne tumhe kaatha to nahin.
bachcha bola: nahin abhi to.. sirf chhakh raha tha
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa…. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada… Mithai main sweet
say zyaada…Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOV U
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost
every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge &
Show U where 2 jump From
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Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’
“Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar ‘dada’ AAshiq na hota
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galat nazar sa dakho gay to har taraf kharabi nazar ayegi,
sahi nazar say dekho gay to har sunder ladki tumhe bhabhi nazar ayegi…
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pichle zamane ki larkiyaan kehti theen” PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI … ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI.. AAJA MERE SAJNA TERA INTEZAAR HAI…!”
but aaj kal ki ladkiyaan kehtii hain :”PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI … ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI.. AAJA MERE SAJNA NAHI TOU DUSRA TAIYYAR HAI ……;)!”
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Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
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Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan
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